Color Xxx Deck
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Color Xxx Deck
- 2. Colors. People love that shit.
- 3. But what else do people love?
- 4. Sharing.
- 7. Sharing. Mobile. Social. Apps.
- 8. Sharing. Mobile. Social. Apps. Sharing mobile social apps.
- 9. Color.xxx will do all that. AND...
- 10. Color.xxx is a mobile social app that lets you share your favorite color with your friends and locquaintances. AND...
- 11. Color.xxx's Team Will be Unbeatable. Unlike Any Other. They will be...
- 12. Lean.
- 13. Lean. Agile.
- 15. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed.
- 16. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown.
- 17. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic.
- 18. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free.
- 19. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry.
- 20. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry. Rockstar.
- 21. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry. Rockstar. Gurus.
- 22. BUT WHO ARE THE GOT DANG PRINCIPALS?? Hold onto your pants, we have aslide for that, dawg!
- 23. Michael Bay , CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator
- 24. Michael Bay , CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa , CTO Don't tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity.
- 25. Michael Bay , CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa , CTO Don't tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity. Mr. Belding , CPO Actual high school principal.
- 26. Michael Bay , CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa , CTO Don't tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity. Mr. Belding , CPO Actual high school principal. Dave Morin's Cat , CCO Because everyone loves cats. And Dave Morin-related startups.
- 27. But will people want to know Ashton's favorite color?
- 28. But will people want to know Ashton's favorite color? You bet your almost certainly white ass they will.
- 29. All it will take is $40.5 million in Venture Capital funding.
- 30. But why invest so much money in something so simple?
- 31. Because
- 32. We have a sick business plan.
- 33. Seriously. We will not just make wheelbarrows of money, but several larger wheelbarrows.
- 34. How? Well...
- 35. We did extensive market research.
- 36. We did extensive market research. We read nearly every post on Hacker News for almost six months. In a row. And we concluded...
- 37. Developers aredicks. Just kidding. We really concluded...
- 38. This can't possibly evermake any money.
- 39. This can't possibly evermake any money. At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur.
- 40. This can't possibly evermake any money. At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur. Like our custom-designed European furniture.
- 41. So how will we make money?
- 42. We will carefully orchestrate a massive PR campaign.
- 43. We will turn down our first offer from a major company with too much money and too little sanity.
- 44. Then, at the exact right moment...
- 45. WE'RE GONNA FLIP THIS BITCH LIKE FLIPPER
- 46. But you must act now.
- 47. But you must act now. This only works because the bubble hasn't burst.
- 48. But it will.
- 50. But wait!! There's more!!
- 51. If you invest now, you will have EXCLUSIVE use of one randomly assigned hexadecimal color, named after you.
- 52. ACT NOW. Supplies are limited to 16,700,000.
- 53. And remember...
- 54. People. Colors. Apps. Cats. Bacon. Organic. Bieber.Mobile. Social. Local. Pivot.
- 55. Booyah. INVEST NOW: http://u.nwc.co/colorxxxinvest Made by the fine people at New Work City. If you're in NYC and building a real business, perhaps you'd like to come hang with us. http://nwc.co http://twitter.com/tonybgoode