Happy Birthday Zaidy
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The document contains advice from various family members given to the recipient for their 60th birthday. The advice spans topics such as career, relationships, health, safety, parenting and more. Many of the quotes are humorous in nature.
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Happy Birthday Zaidy
- 1. The best advice I got from Dad Jeff Zaidy Slim Zeidy Happy 60th Birthday
- 2. Dont go into insurance Ari
- 3. Get it in writing Yitz
- 4. Beans, beans are good for your heart.... Jon
- 5. While dealing with morning sickness nausea at a hotel for Pesach, he advised Walk around with an empty cup. I did and thankfully never needed it! Dina
- 6. Don't go near spinning fans if you have long hair. Noah
- 7. I learned how to crack an egg on my head Remi
- 8. Sarah Marry rich, and make me a grandfather before Im 40
- 9. He is allergic to stupid people Josh
- 11. Lock the door Nealy and Michael
- 12. "Make sure your gun is locked before you put it away" Robin & Cliff
- 13. Savta Always given good medical direction 13
- 14. "When in doubt blame it on Pinky Shmekelstein" Robin & Cliff
- 15. Free food, non-stop attention, socially acceptable to wear diapers-enjoy it while you can! Bailey
- 16. "You can never be too safe at shul" Robin & Cliff
- 17. Saba "When there is nothing you can do about something, you should let it take its course 17
- 18. "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
- 19. The art of stocking a junk food cabinet Ahava
- 20. "Beer before liquor never sicker" "Liquor before beer never fear" Cliff & Robin
- 21. Always put away toys. Homework is a piece of cake. Jacob 21
- 22. Daphna How to shoot soda caps off the bottle
- 23. Sarah Krazy Glue Cures All 23
- 24. Something that Jeff told me That he thought would be nice Turned out to be His best advice Keep up on daily news Be better informed Not knowing current events Makes you uninteresting, he warns Now I read the papers Watch the news Scroll the blogs Have my own views The advice I get from Jeff Sue I really treasure And when I know before I get the most pleasure 24
- 25. Aaron How to open a bag of potato chips 25
- 26. Never be afraid of fire Sam 26
- 27. Be allergic to stupid people Dani & Bari 27
- 28. Jordana How to crack open a hard boiled egg (or a fortune cookie) 28
- 29. Dont walk around during kedusha Adam 29
- 30. Always lock doors, turn on alarms and never leave anything in a car unattended 30
- 31. Dont worry about that. Have some Pringles Abby 31
- 32. Dani & Bari Becoming best friends with Eunice will get you the best table at Cho-Sen 32