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About dogs and ±è±ð´Ç±è±ô±ð¡­
If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
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The
average
dog is a
nicer
person
than the
average
person.
- Andy
Rooney
If you pick up a
starving dog and make
him prosperous, he will
not bite you;
that is the
principal difference
between a dog and a
man.
- Mark Twain
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
Don¡¯t accept your dog¡¯s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult..
- Rita Rudner
Ever consider
what our dogs
must think of us?
I mean, here we
come back from a
grocery
Store with the
most amazing
haul ¨C chicken,
pork, half a cow.
They must think
we¡¯re the
Greatest hunters
on earth!.
- Anne Tyler
Anybody who doesn¡¯t
know what soap tastes
like never washed a
dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
And very, very few persons.
- James Thurber
My dog is
worried
about the
economy
because Alpo
is up to $3 a
can.
That¡¯s almost
$21 in dog
money.
- Joe
Weinstein
If your dog is
fat, you
aren¡¯t getting
enough
exercise.
- Unknown
My Goal in
life is to be as
good of a
person as my
dog already
thinks I am.
Dogs love their
friends and bite
their enemies,
quite unlike
people, who are
incapable of
Pure love and
always have to
mix love and
hate.
- Sigmund Freud
Dogs are
not our
whole life,
but they
make our
lives
whole.
- Roger
Caras
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get
used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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  • 1. About dogs and ±è±ð´Ç±è±ô±ð¡­
  • 2. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
  • 4. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
  • 5. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
  • 6. Don¡¯t accept your dog¡¯s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
  • 7. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.. - Rita Rudner
  • 8. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery Store with the most amazing haul ¨C chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we¡¯re the Greatest hunters on earth!. - Anne Tyler
  • 9. Anybody who doesn¡¯t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones
  • 10. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, And very, very few persons. - James Thurber
  • 11. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That¡¯s almost $21 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein
  • 12. If your dog is fat, you aren¡¯t getting enough exercise. - Unknown
  • 13. My Goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
  • 14. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of Pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud
  • 15. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
  • 16. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
  • 17. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein