This document contains short quotes and sayings about the relationship between dogs and people. It suggests that dogs are often nicer than people, and that owning a dog can provide mental health benefits such as reducing stress. Several quotes also humorously imagine what dogs might think about human behaviors like grocery shopping or bathing. Overall, the document portrays dogs as loyal, loving companions that improve people's lives.
4. If you pick up a
starving dog and make
him prosperous, he will
not bite you;
that is the
principal difference
between a dog and a
man.
- Mark Twain
5. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
6. Don¡¯t accept your dog¡¯s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
7. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult..
- Rita Rudner
8. Ever consider
what our dogs
must think of us?
I mean, here we
come back from a
grocery
Store with the
most amazing
haul ¨C chicken,
pork, half a cow.
They must think
we¡¯re the
Greatest hunters
on earth!.
- Anne Tyler
10. If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
And very, very few persons.
- James Thurber
11. My dog is
worried
about the
economy
because Alpo
is up to $3 a
can.
That¡¯s almost
$21 in dog
money.
- Joe
Weinstein
12. If your dog is
fat, you
aren¡¯t getting
enough
exercise.
- Unknown
13. My Goal in
life is to be as
good of a
person as my
dog already
thinks I am.
14. Dogs love their
friends and bite
their enemies,
quite unlike
people, who are
incapable of
Pure love and
always have to
mix love and
hate.
- Sigmund Freud