Dont suck
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This document describes a new concept called "don't suck" which is presented as curing depression, making people thinner and happier, and altering one's status in society. It involves chasing a black sock around with a vacuum cleaner in a secret ritualistic sport, representing people one has a grudge against. While the origins are unclear, it was recently promoted by Beyonce. The document raises more questions than answers about what "don't suck" actually is - a political campaign, health advice, sport, or occult practice. It encourages participating mind, body and soul without directly explaining the concept.
Dont suck
- 1. dont suck A new concept of life
- 2. Proven to: Cure depression Make you thinner and happier Rephrase your political attitude Tone down the feminist in you Make you seem hardworking Contribute to the cleanness of your household Alter you status in society
- 5. Who created dont suck concept? Idea cannot be pinpointed to one person only Generations of smart women contributed to the ideas development Lately concept was promoted by Beyonce in her Why dont you love me video
- 6. So How do they do IT?
- 7. Ecquipment: One vacuum cleaner, any brand (if not: you can use a broom of some sort, it does dilute the concept, but heyits all about the game. They had no vacuums in 19th century, so another point on the retro side) One black guy sock, preferably sports kind
- 8. Instructions: Choose your playground (more obstacles there are the better) If your chosen playground doesnt come with already installed used men socks, plant one Turn on your socksuck Get set.Ready!GO!
- 9. Goal: Chase the sock around the room apearing to be to lazy to pick it up Get the sock but dont suck it inyet
- 10. Any other rules? Its a secret sport, it would be best for the action to be perceived as regular vacuum cleaning action The solemnity of the ritual adds to the excitement, and generally thats what kept it going for so long The sock you would be chasing can represent anybody you have a grudge against, or anybody that could have vacuumed the playground for you
- 11. FAQ Can it make me a perfect housewife? You can be whatever you decide to be. How much practice per day is it recommended? As much as circumstances allow. Are guys allowed to play? Yes, in some circumstances guys can be allowed to play.
- 12. Should I consult a doctor? Just to make sure we dont get sued if you get carried away. Yes, always consult your doctor. Does it enlarge my penis? Not directly, but almost anything can probably enlarge your penis, so yes.
- 13. So what is <dont suck?> Political campaign? Health regulation or friendly advice? Sport? An occult practice?
- 14. We believe in sports it doesnt come more politically correct than sports So dont just use your body, use body,mind and soul and DONT SUCK !!!