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Mick appeared on the game show "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and had already won £500,000. For the £1 million question, he only had one lifeline left - to phone a friend. Mick called his friend Paddy in Dublin and asked him the question. Paddy confidently answered "cuckoo". Mick went with that answer and won £1 million, after which he took Paddy to the pub to thank him. However, Paddy admitted he had no real knowledge about birds and had just guessed "cuckoo" because he thought it lived in a clock.Birth
BirthPradeep Peter
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The document contains a person's date of birth and then calculates their age in various units of time. It then lists personality traits associated with being born in December, including being loyal, generous, patriotic, active, impatient, ambitious, influential, fun-loving, attention-seeking, honest, and having a good sense of humor.Burma
BurmaPradeep Peter
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This document describes a unique rock formation near a lake in Burma that can only be photographed under very specific conditions. The formation appears different depending on the angle and orientation of the photo, with the key photo only possible to capture on one day each year when the sun hits the rocks at the perfect angle. Turning the whole scene vertical reveals a changed appearance.Engrish
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Editor's Notes
- #9: Damn those feminists!