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The document compares the Philadelphia Eagles and New York Giants experiences for fans, arguing the Eagles are a better choice. It states Eagles fans are more family friendly while Giants fans can be unpleasant. It prefers the Eagles uniforms and fight song to the Giants. It also notes the Eagles have a better recent record against the Giants and your friends and dad would disapprove of supporting the Giants.

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Why the Eagles are a better choice than the Giants for any sane parent.
Stadium Experience If you come to an Eagles game with your dad, youll probably see fans that look like this: If you go to a Giants game with your mom, you may be stuck next to this guy:
Food In Philly, you can get a delicious cheesesteak from many different great steak shops. In New York, you have to buy food from one of these shady characters:
Uniforms The Eagles midnight green is classy and unique. The black jerseys are also great.
And the kelly green throwbacks are the best in the league.
In New York, they still wear pants with the same piping as the socks I wore to 4th grade.
The Eagles have an awesome fight song. ? http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/videos/audio/Eag les-Fight-Song/2BD8AB4F-C720-44EB-A216- B1E0D39207A8 ? Click this link to hear it in all its glory.
I looked online for a Giants fight song, and I found this piece of crap. ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onOMq2lJqSg ? Its not good.
And if none of that was enough to sway you, how about these facts ? In the last 14 head to head meetings with the Giants, the Eagles are 11-3. ? Rooting for the Eagles will result in more wins vs the Giants. ? Rooting for the Giants will certainly result in losses, which will erode your self esteem. ? All of your friends in Burlington will ostracize you if you wear a Giants jersey to school. ? Your dad has Eagles season tickets. Your mom has to watch on TV.
Also, you should probably ask your mom about December 19, 2010.

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Fly, eagles fly!

  • 1. Why the Eagles are a better choice than the Giants for any sane parent.
  • 2. Stadium Experience If you come to an Eagles game with your dad, youll probably see fans that look like this: If you go to a Giants game with your mom, you may be stuck next to this guy:
  • 3. Food In Philly, you can get a delicious cheesesteak from many different great steak shops. In New York, you have to buy food from one of these shady characters:
  • 4. Uniforms The Eagles midnight green is classy and unique. The black jerseys are also great.
  • 5. And the kelly green throwbacks are the best in the league.
  • 6. In New York, they still wear pants with the same piping as the socks I wore to 4th grade.
  • 7. The Eagles have an awesome fight song. ? http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/videos/audio/Eag les-Fight-Song/2BD8AB4F-C720-44EB-A216- B1E0D39207A8 ? Click this link to hear it in all its glory.
  • 8. I looked online for a Giants fight song, and I found this piece of crap. ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onOMq2lJqSg ? Its not good.
  • 9. And if none of that was enough to sway you, how about these facts ? In the last 14 head to head meetings with the Giants, the Eagles are 11-3. ? Rooting for the Eagles will result in more wins vs the Giants. ? Rooting for the Giants will certainly result in losses, which will erode your self esteem. ? All of your friends in Burlington will ostracize you if you wear a Giants jersey to school. ? Your dad has Eagles season tickets. Your mom has to watch on TV.
  • 10. Also, you should probably ask your mom about December 19, 2010.