The document describes different national soccer plans in a humorous way. The English plan varies the striker's position based on wind conditions. The German plan is described as radical, efficient, and capable of shots up to 297 km/h. The Italian plan focuses on defense, limited creativity in midfield, and passing to the striker and potentially earning penalties. The Brazilian plan receives no comment, while the Swiss plan notes the team can lose on their own without needing help. The French plan tries all possible hypotheses but forgets the goal. The Indonesian plan notes the red dot is the referee, not the ball.
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1. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the striker¡¯s position may vary¡
2. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable¡ (ball¡¯s speed may reach 297 km/h)
3. The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and¡Penalty
