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The document describes different stereotypical plans or styles of play for various national soccer teams. The English plan involves varying the striker's position based on wind conditions. The German plan emphasizes speed and efficiency. The Italian plan focuses on defense, limited creativity in midfield, and passing to the striker and hoping for a penalty. The French plan tries all possible strategies but forgets the goal. The Turkish plan mistakes the referee for the ball. The Indian plan is to stay home and watch other teams on TV.
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- 1. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the strikers position may vary
- 2. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable (balls speed may reach 297 km/h)
- 3. The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..andPenalty
- 4. The Brasilian Plan no comments!
- 5. The Swiss Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.
- 6. The French Plan In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis. Shit! They forgot the goal
- 7. The Turkish Plan Note: the red dot is not the ball, its the referee.
- 8. The INDIAN Plan Stay at home and watch the others on TV!...