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Chris Yeh
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FOUNDER NON-ADMISSIONS THINGS A FOUNDER WILL NEVER SAY Presented by
UNIQUENESS WE HAVE NO COMPETITION ASIDE FROM THE 5 OTHER COMPANIES IN OUR BUILDING
HARMONY MY CO-FOUNDERS ARE LIKE FAMILY THE MENENDEZ FAMILY
COMMITMENT WERE IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL, UNLESS WE CAN GET RICH QUICK WITHOUT HAVING TO BUILD A REAL BUSINESS
REALISM OUR FINANCIAL PROJECTIONS ARE CAREFULLY CALCULATED TO BE EXACTLY 700% TOO HIGH
HUMILITY ILL BE HAPPY TO STEP DOWN AS CEO ONCE YOU CONVINCE STEVE JOBS TO QUIT APPLE AND TAKE THE JOB
EXPERIENCE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SALES, BUT I READ A GREAT POST ABOUT IT ON HACKER NEWS YESTERDAY
CONSISTENCY WERE ALL ABOUT REAL-TIME, JUST LIKE WE WERE ALL ABOUT THE iPHONE LAST QUARTER, AND FACEBOOK APPS BEFORE THAT
RECRUITING MY TEAM IS PRETTY WEAK, BUT ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE ANY GOOD ALREADY STARTED THEIR OWN COMPANIES
SELECTIVITY I REACHED OUT TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR PORTFOLIO SHOWS THAT YOU ARE ABOUT AS SELECTIVE AS PARIS HILTON
PREPAREDNESS OUR MARKETING PLAN IS TO PRAY FOR TECHCRUNCH COVERAGE
If you enjoyed this presentation, here are other places to enjoy the wit and wisdom of Chris Yeh: Blogs http:// www.AskTheHarvardMBA.com http://chrisyeh.blogspot.com Twitter http://twitter.com/chrisyeh

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Founder Non-Admissions

  • 1. FOUNDER NON-ADMISSIONS THINGS A FOUNDER WILL NEVER SAY Presented by
  • 2. UNIQUENESS WE HAVE NO COMPETITION ASIDE FROM THE 5 OTHER COMPANIES IN OUR BUILDING
  • 3. HARMONY MY CO-FOUNDERS ARE LIKE FAMILY THE MENENDEZ FAMILY
  • 4. COMMITMENT WERE IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL, UNLESS WE CAN GET RICH QUICK WITHOUT HAVING TO BUILD A REAL BUSINESS
  • 5. REALISM OUR FINANCIAL PROJECTIONS ARE CAREFULLY CALCULATED TO BE EXACTLY 700% TOO HIGH
  • 6. HUMILITY ILL BE HAPPY TO STEP DOWN AS CEO ONCE YOU CONVINCE STEVE JOBS TO QUIT APPLE AND TAKE THE JOB
  • 7. EXPERIENCE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SALES, BUT I READ A GREAT POST ABOUT IT ON HACKER NEWS YESTERDAY
  • 8. CONSISTENCY WERE ALL ABOUT REAL-TIME, JUST LIKE WE WERE ALL ABOUT THE iPHONE LAST QUARTER, AND FACEBOOK APPS BEFORE THAT
  • 9. RECRUITING MY TEAM IS PRETTY WEAK, BUT ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE ANY GOOD ALREADY STARTED THEIR OWN COMPANIES
  • 10. SELECTIVITY I REACHED OUT TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR PORTFOLIO SHOWS THAT YOU ARE ABOUT AS SELECTIVE AS PARIS HILTON
  • 11. PREPAREDNESS OUR MARKETING PLAN IS TO PRAY FOR TECHCRUNCH COVERAGE
  • 12. If you enjoyed this presentation, here are other places to enjoy the wit and wisdom of Chris Yeh: Blogs http:// www.AskTheHarvardMBA.com http://chrisyeh.blogspot.com Twitter http://twitter.com/chrisyeh