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An Irish woman from Cork arrives at a casino while intoxicated and bets 20,000 euros after stripping naked, saying she feels luckier that way. She wins her bet and collects her winnings before quickly leaving. The dealers are confused about what number she rolled. The moral is that not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. A husband and wife shop at Walmart, where the husband picks up a case of beer on sale but the wife demands he put it back as they can't afford it. However, she then picks up a $20 face cream for herself, saying it makes her beautiful. The husband retorts that 24 cans of the beer

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AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' Ìý MORAL OF THE STORY – Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men....are men.
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Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.ÌýÌý The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.ÌýÌý 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.ÌýÌý 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans'ÌýÌýÌý he replies.ÌýÌý 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.ÌýÌý What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.ÌýÌý 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'SoÌýdoes 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'Ìý Ìý HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
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Hvorfor bryting er farlig
Se flere nesten like bra her
Fraværsmelding fra ansatt Det tar nok noen uker til, før jeg kommer pÃ¥ jobb. Det begynte med en iPhone... ÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌý I mars feiret vÃ¥r sønn sin 15 Ã¥rs dag, og han fikk en iPhone.Ìý Han elsker den, hvem ville ikke gjøre det??? Jeg feiret min egen fødselsdag i juni, og min kone gjorde meg meget glad da hun gav meg en iPad.
(forts…) Vår datter hadde fødselsdag i oktober, og vi gav henne en iPod Touch
Min kone feiret sin fødselsdag i forrige uke, så jeg gav henne en iRon. Det var på det tidspunktet at slagsmålet startet... Jeg forventer å bli utskrevet om en måneds tid!!!

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Fredagsmoro – uke 50

  • 7. AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' Ìý MORAL OF THE STORY – Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men....are men.
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  • 18. Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.ÌýÌý The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.ÌýÌý 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.ÌýÌý 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans'ÌýÌýÌý he replies.ÌýÌý 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.ÌýÌý What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.ÌýÌý 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'SoÌýdoes 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'Ìý Ìý HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
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  • 24. Fraværsmelding fra ansatt Det tar nok noen uker til, før jeg kommer pÃ¥ jobb. Det begynte med en iPhone... ÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌý I mars feiret vÃ¥r sønn sin 15 Ã¥rs dag, og han fikk en iPhone.Ìý Han elsker den, hvem ville ikke gjøre det??? Jeg feiret min egen fødselsdag i juni, og min kone gjorde meg meget glad da hun gav meg en iPad.
  • 25. (forts…) VÃ¥r datter hadde fødselsdag i oktober, og vi gav henne en iPod Touch
  • 26. Min kone feiret sin fødselsdag i forrige uke, sÃ¥ jeg gav henne en iRon. Det var pÃ¥ det tidspunktet at slagsmÃ¥let startet... Jeg forventer Ã¥ bli utskrevet om en mÃ¥neds tid!!!