Fredagsmoro – uke 50
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- 7. AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' ? MORAL OF THE STORY – Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men....are men.
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- 18. Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.?? The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.?? 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.?? 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans'??? he replies.?? 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.?? What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.?? 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So?does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'? ? HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
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- 22. Hvorfor bryting er farlig
- 23. Se flere nesten like bra her
- 24. Frav?rsmelding fra ansatt Det tar nok noen uker til, f?r jeg kommer p? jobb. Det begynte med en iPhone... ??????????????? I mars feiret v?r s?nn sin 15 ?rs dag, og han fikk en iPhone.? Han elsker den, hvem ville ikke gj?re det??? Jeg feiret min egen f?dselsdag i juni, og min kone gjorde meg meget glad da hun gav meg en iPad.
- 25. (forts…) V?r datter hadde f?dselsdag i oktober, og vi gav henne en iPod Touch
- 26. Min kone feiret sin f?dselsdag i forrige uke, s? jeg gav henne en iRon. Det var p? det tidspunktet at slagsm?let startet... Jeg forventer ? bli utskrevet om en m?neds tid!!!