Green movement 2012 candidate review
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The document provides summaries of four Republican candidates for the 2012 election - Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, and current President Barack Obama - and their positions on green issues and environmental policy. All candidates express little genuine commitment to addressing climate change and environmental protection, with Cain promoting an economic plan at the expense of the environment, Romney distancing himself from the issue, Perry proposing to power executions with coal, and Obama prioritizing other issues over environmental concerns despite past support for green policies.
Green movement 2012 candidate review
- 1. Green Movement 2012 Candidate Review
- 2. Green Movement 2012 Candidate Review Name: Herman 15 minutes of fame Cain Credentials: Hand-tossed pizza expert Deep-dish pizza expert (certification pending) Always willing to give you a ride home Green Vision Statement: My green vision is the 9-9-9 plan: 9 new government subsidies, 9 new ways to jam the taxpayer, and 9 new Congressional investigations 9-9-9!!! Its so simple. Not printed on recycled material; do not want to offend Republican base
- 3. Green Movement 2012 Candidate Review Name: Mitt Ive got the other Green Romney Credentials: Governor of Massachusetts (lots of greenies there) CEO of Bain Capital Green isnt my strong suit, but at least were not talking Religion! Green Vision Statement: My hope is to survive this issue and to move on to things that I actually care about. Not printed on recycled material; do not want to offend Republican base
- 4. Green Movement 2012 Candidate Review Name: Rick And you thought W was dumb Perry Credentials: Governor of the Republic of Texas Not a Mormon 3rd Alternate on Abilene Junior High Debate Team Green Vision Statement: If elected, I pledge to transition all executions to clean coal power by 2020. Not printed on recycled material; do not want to offend Republican base
- 5. Green Movement 2012 Candidate Review Name: Barack Dont call me Hussein Obama Credentials: President of the United States Used to care about green issues Have I told you my Osama Bin Laden story? Green Vision Statement: What do tree-huggers and Occupy Wall Street have in common? Theyre going to vote for me no matter what, so I may as well score some more points elsewhere. DRILL BABY DRILL! Printed on paper confiscated from wealthy people
- 6. Green Movement 2012 Candidate Review Did you ever dream that we would miss these guys? Sure, I won the Nobel Prize for regurgitating other peoples ideas. But seriously, Barack won it for what you thought he might do someday. I sure hope youve learned your lesson! "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." -- Actual quote from December 20th, 2000