guide to europe
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This document provides a brief guide to Europe for someone named Ash. It discusses Europe's currency (the Euro), popular chocolate (Lindt and Nutella), coffee (espresso), and attractive men. It also briefly mentions Europe's history of imperialism and current cooperation despite lingering tensions between countries. The guide aims to equip Ash with key facts about traveling in Europe through humor and colorful illustrations.
guide to europe
- 1. a quick guide to europe for ash by lara
- 2. this is europe it‘s not actually very big see
- 3. it does have loads of countries tho i live here ~350km this is where you‘ll be americans get confused a lot
- 4. this is the money 1 € = 1,68 nzd don‘t get too excited bout the colours tho i rarely even get my hands on the 50€ note i don‘t think i‘ve ever held any of the bigger ones it‘s valid in most eu countries but those are the prettiest the coins are the best thing tho but then the other side‘s all like surprise bitch they‘re all different and it‘s really cool they all look like this
- 5. a brief history of europe
- 6. we went for world domination in our rebellious stage of growing up sorry bout that we also hate each other in 72878 different ways we‘re working together these days because we have enemies in common don‘t let that fool you we still hate each other
- 7. okay now enough of small talk let‘s get to the real thing
- 8. this is your key to happiness it‘s THE chocolate the purple cow is really random no srsly this logo is your friend comes in various sizes/shapes/flavours ahh heaven purple purple purple there‘s never enough purple in your life
- 9. then of course we have heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven these are also nice but not all of them purified heaven brought to you by italy a bit like every flavour beans i suppose
- 11. hmmm what else is there to know about europe… oh oh oh
- 12. men of europe they‘re hot f*ing achiles god damn when i say hot i mean hot hot it all started in antiquity hahaha jk hot europeans are basically an extinct species
- 13. we do have these however so there‘s hope if found please capture and return to my address go away i hate you don‘t look at me like that r u dumb staphh spoiler alert: they‘re all british
- 14. hooray so knowledge much amazing yeah that‘s about it congrats u now know everything there is to know about europe such smart wow very europe many resorceful