How to go on a holiday
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The document provides instructions for planning a holiday, including checking symptoms and finances, determining available funds from grandma, selecting a destination and dates on a travel website, choosing flights and hotels, booking and confirming the itinerary, celebrating by getting drunk, packing essentials like beer and underwear, saying goodbyes and delegating work, and sending postcards to friends and exes.
How to go on a holiday
- 1. How to go on holiday (by me)
- 2. first check your symptoms want to have a fling stressed by wife tired of licking bosses @*$!
- 3. next, check your finances broke! borrow from grandma sell wifes jewellery
- 4. next, find out how much grandma has? 5 贈 30,000 KShs 1,000 USD
- 5. now simply log onto www.mytravelasia.com
- 6. then, go to finally, select your destination and calendar dates hotels cruises flight plan
- 7. next, select... price itinerary preferred airline
- 8. finally book confirm itinerary fill in your details put in your credit card details
- 9. now you can confirm confirm booking purchase ticket get confirmation sent to your email
- 10. now celebrate! make others feel jealous start jumping up and down get drunk
- 11. now pack the essentials! six pack of beer thongs! neighbours clean underwear
- 12. then say all your goodbyes tell grandma youll pay her later delegate all your work leave the cat some food
- 13. and lastly dont forget to send a postcard to your ex-girlfriend to your best friend to your boss
- 14. (not mine)
- 15. 油