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The Chinese Meeting in America  A Mr Maniskas Perspective<br />3552825168275I would like to first of say that i, Luke Maniskas was personally offended that I was not invited to this most auspicious and tremendous occasion.   President Hu, was i not living in your country for two years peacefully minding my own business and teaching your students English and Accounting and various Business communication skills? And Mr Obama, Am i not the man that wrote The Internet Protocols of Humanity and also Lobbyist for Future Generations of Humanity?<br />-2857557785President Hu, How many of your students did i help teach English to? Where in your country was i teaching? What Cities did i visit in your country? Where are the Blogs i wrote while i was in your country?<br />President Obama, Did you get my Messages i sent? Well the Chinese have copies of them now, as they copied my Laptop before they kicked me out of the country.<br />3400425164465President Hu, i was in Beijing and well was not even sure where you work in Beijing, but could i stop by next time and have a chat about what i think was a big misunderstanding from why i was deported from your country.<br />President Obama, Can you tell me more about this Free Speech thing you Americans keep talking about?<br />133350109220I was very disappointed President Hu, that no Chinese wanted to show me the Top Secret Stealth Plane so i could Photograph, or any other Military Secrets while i was in China, plus no one tried to get me to join the Communist Party, was i not good enough?  <br />President Obama, do you have some Top Secret Planes that i can Photograph?<br />3238500114935I have to confess Mr President Hu, while in China i was secretly trying to send messages to the man next to you, President Barack Obama, unfortunate as you know i failed, none of my messages made it to him.<br />Now the whole world can see my Tweets to The White House.<br />

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  • 1. The Chinese Meeting in America A Mr Maniskas Perspective<br />3552825168275I would like to first of say that i, Luke Maniskas was personally offended that I was not invited to this most auspicious and tremendous occasion. President Hu, was i not living in your country for two years peacefully minding my own business and teaching your students English and Accounting and various Business communication skills? And Mr Obama, Am i not the man that wrote The Internet Protocols of Humanity and also Lobbyist for Future Generations of Humanity?<br />-2857557785President Hu, How many of your students did i help teach English to? Where in your country was i teaching? What Cities did i visit in your country? Where are the Blogs i wrote while i was in your country?<br />President Obama, Did you get my Messages i sent? Well the Chinese have copies of them now, as they copied my Laptop before they kicked me out of the country.<br />3400425164465President Hu, i was in Beijing and well was not even sure where you work in Beijing, but could i stop by next time and have a chat about what i think was a big misunderstanding from why i was deported from your country.<br />President Obama, Can you tell me more about this Free Speech thing you Americans keep talking about?<br />133350109220I was very disappointed President Hu, that no Chinese wanted to show me the Top Secret Stealth Plane so i could Photograph, or any other Military Secrets while i was in China, plus no one tried to get me to join the Communist Party, was i not good enough? <br />President Obama, do you have some Top Secret Planes that i can Photograph?<br />3238500114935I have to confess Mr President Hu, while in China i was secretly trying to send messages to the man next to you, President Barack Obama, unfortunate as you know i failed, none of my messages made it to him.<br />Now the whole world can see my Tweets to The White House.<br />