2. The Report
In 7th grade, I did a report on camels because
they were the animal that sounded closest to
my name. I was slightly narcissistic as a child.
3. The Report
It was during this time that I discovered there
were only 1,000 Bactrian (two-humped) Camels
left in existence.
4. Beta
Like Armstrong (this was before the doping and
right at the peak of Livestrong), I made my own
homemade awareness bracelets which I
handed out to classmates.
5. Most Likely
I was subsequently dubbed Most Likely to
Save an Endangered Species the next year.
This was slightly less flattering than my Most
Likely To be a Rock Star title senior year.
Thats right, this girl
6. Beta
Like Armstrong (this was before the alleged
doping and right at the peak of Livestrong), I
made my own homemade awareness
bracelets which I handed out to classmates.
Beta 2.0
7. The Facts
As of 2009, there were
only 900 wild bactrain
camels left in existence,
making them the 8th
most endangered large
mammal in the world.
The camel from The Weeping Camel
Hes weeping because hes sad.
21. Youve officially reached the tip of the iceberg.
To inquire about this idea, or the potential
filled spin-off Breaking Bad show (The Secret
Life of Walter Jr.), or the internet Troll Toll, or
any other concept you may have seen on my
site/social media outlets, feel free to give me a
call. Class can wait. But really.
The Beginning of the End