Jay Rodney
- 8. Dialog Jay: Okay so here's the deal..
- 9. Dialog Jay: I we just need to put our relationship on hiatus..
- 10. Dialog Jay: ..and take some time to be...apart.
- 11. Dialog Jay: I mean being single can be pretty cool..
- 12. Dialog Jay: Not that being with you was bad..
- 13. Dialog Jay: Not that being with you was bad..
- 14. Dialog Jay: Not that being with you was bad..
- 15. Dialog Jay: I mean we've been dating for over almost 3 years now...
- 16. Dialog Jay: ...and we've been friends for even longer...but...!
- 19. Dialog Jay: ...Don't think this is working out.
- 50. Dialog Songbird: Thank you for calling Juicyburger, Manager Songbird speaking.
- 51. Dialog Songbird: Thank you for calling Juicyburger, Manager Songbird speaking.
- 52. Dialog Jay: I can't do this...
- 53. Dialog Jay: I can't do this...
- 54. Dialog Jay: It would destroy him..
- 55. Dialog Jay: What should I do?
- 56. Dialog ***CRASHHH** Songbird: What the hell, JERRY!
- 57. Dialog Jay: What was that?
- 58. Dialog Songbird: I said lift with your legs..
- 59. Dialog Songbird: Not your BUTT!
- 62. Dialog Songbird: Just Jerry being Jerry.
- 63. Dialog Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?
- 64. Dialog Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?
- 65. Dialog Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?
- 66. Dialog Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?
- 67. Dialog Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?
- 68. Dialog Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?
- 70. Dialog Jay: You should really be nicer to Jerry.
- 71. Dialog Songbird: I'm always nice to Jerry!
- 72. Dialog Songbird: I'm always nice to Jerry!
- 73. Dialog Songbird: First of all.
- 78. Dialog Songbird: Nothing ever happens here.
- 79. Dialog Kenneth: Uh..boss. Jerry's.. caught ?re.
- 80. Dialog Kenneth: Uh..boss. Jerry's.. caught ?re.
- 82. Dialog Songbird: Can't you see I'm on a call, Kenneth?!
- 84. Dialog Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...
- 85. Dialog Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...
- 86. Dialog Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...
- 87. Dialog Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...
- 88. Dialog Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...
- 89. Dialog Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...
- 91. Dialog Songbird: So you know what you're gonna say?
- 92. Dialog Songbird: So do you know what you're gonna say?
- 93. Dialog Jay: I mean, I have notecards.
- 94. Dialog Songbird: Notecards? What is this, a book report?
- 95. Dialog Songbird: Notecards? What is this, a book report?
- 96. Dialog Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?
- 97. Dialog Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?
- 99. Dialog Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?
- 100. Dialog Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?
- 101. Dialog Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?
- 102. Dialog Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.
- 103. Dialog Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.
- 104. Dialog Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.
- 105. Dialog Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.
- 106. Dialog Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.
- 107. Dialog Songbird: Jay, the cleanest breakups are ad-libbed.
- 108. Dialog Songbird: That's literally just a text break up, in-person.
- 109. Dialog Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.
- 110. Dialog Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.
- 111. Dialog Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.
- 112. Dialog Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.
- 113. Dialog Jay: Okay then, what would you say?
- 114. Dialog Jay: Okay then, what would you say?
- 115. Dialog Jay: Okay then, what would you say?
- 116. Dialog Jay: Okay then, what would you say?
- 117. Dialog Jay: Okay then, what would you say?
- 118. Dialog Jay: Okay then, what would you say?
- 119. Dialog Jay: Okay then, what would you say?
- 120. Dialog Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm just not in love with you anymore."
- 121. Dialog Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm just not in love with you anymore."
- 122. Dialog Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm just not in love with you anymore."
- 132. Dialog Songbird: Hey...for what it's worth..
- 134. Dialog Songbird: ...I liked him too..
- 135. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 136. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 137. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 138. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 139. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 140. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 141. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 142. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 143. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.
- 146. Dialog Jay: I lose him forever?
- 154. Dialog Songbird: You sure you don't wanna come to the Blaze concert?
- 155. Dialog Songbird: Raven, James and Tawny will be there too
- 157. Dialog Jay: Heh..
- 159. Dialog Jay: Nah I'm okay.
- 160. Dialog Jay: You know you wouldn't catch me dead at a Blaze the Rebel concert
- 162. Dialog Jay: I'll call you guys after?
- 163. Dialog Songbird: Haha, alright heartbreaker. Love you.
- 164. Dialog Jay: Love you too.
- 175. Dialog Jay (mumuring):.and take some time to be...apart.
- 182. Dialog Jay: Okay..
- 183. Dialog Jay: No turning back now..
- 190. Dialog Moe: MY Jay Penderghast?????
- 191. Dialog Moe: How you doin sweetheart!!??
- 192. Dialog Jay; HEY!!
- 194. Dialog Jay: Moe...
- 195. Dialog Jay: W-Where you coming from?
- 196. Dialog Moe: Oh just went to get Roddie's smog checked. You know how bad his memory is..
- 198. Dialog Moe: He didn't pass.
- 199. Dialog Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!
- 200. Dialog Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!
- 201. Dialog Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!
- 202. Dialog Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!
- 203. Dialog Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!
- 204. Dialog Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!
- 205. Dialog Moe: What has it been, almost two months?
- 206. Dialog Moe: You didn't get sick did you?
- 207. Dialog Moe: You didn't get sick did you?
- 211. Dialog Jay: I had uh...
- 212. Dialog Jay: Diarrhea
- 215. Dialog Moe: Mmm....
- 217. Dialog Moe: Just like Roddie's father..
- 220. Dialog Moe: Anyway I'll let everyone know you're here!
- 229. Dialog Jay: What kind of improv was that??
- 230. Dialog Jay: This was a bad idea, i shoud just
- 231. Dialog Jay: go home, and jus--
- 234. Dialog Rodney: I didn't expect to see you 'till after work.
- 235. Dialog Rodney: I didn't expect to see you 'till after work.
- 236. Dialog Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?
- 237. Dialog Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?
- 238. Dialog Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?
- 239. Dialog Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?
- 241. Dialog Rodney: Sorry, you know my memory's not the best.
- 243. Dialog Rodney: I missed you.
- 244. Dialog Rodney: I missed you.
- 246. Dialog Jay: ...Missed you too?
- 247. Dialog Jay: ...Missed you too?
- 249. Dialog Rodney: Well what're you doin, c'mere!
- 250. Dialog Rodney: Well what're you doin, c'mere!
- 253. Dialog Rodney: I love you..
- 255. Dialog Jay (under his breath): shiiiiiit,,,,,
- 256. Dialog Jay (under his breath): shiiiiiit,,,,,
- 257. Dialog Jay (under his breath): shiiiiiit,,,,,
- 259. Dialog Jay: Coool...
- 260. Dialog Jay: Yeah so like...
- 263. Dialog Jay: Roddie, I gotta tell you something.
- 264. Dialog Rodney: Oh!
- 265. Dialog Rodney: I have something to tell you too.
- 266. Dialog Rodney: You go ?rst though,
- 267. Dialog Jay: No, no, it's all good!
- 269. Dialog Jay: really
- 270. Dialog Jay: really
- 273. Dialog Rodney: I know we forgot to celebrate your birthday last month
- 274. Dialog Rodney: And I've been thinkin' about how to make it up to you so...
- 276. Dialog Rodney: Tickets to the Blaze the Rebel concert. Tonight!!!
- 278. Dialog Jay: Wow...
- 279. Dialog Jay: You...
- 280. Dialog Jay: I mean.....That's so cool Rod!!
- 282. Dialog Rodney: You don't seem very excited.
- 283. Dialog Jay: No no I am I am
- 285. Dialog Jay: Those must've been expensive..
- 286. Dialog Rodney: Nah, it's cool, I got the money from my mom's saving's.
- 300. Dialog Rodney: Jay?
- 307. Dialog *door slams*
- 308. Dialog Jay: I can't believe I just did that.
- 309. Dialog Jay: I can't believe I just did that.
- 310. Dialog Rodney: Just did what?
- 311. Dialog Rodney: Just did what?
- 313. Dialog Jay: Just ready to get this...
- 314. Dialog Jay: Just ready to get this...
- 315. Dialog Jay: Just ready to get this...
- 316. Dialog Jay: Just ready to get this...
- 317. Dialog Jay: ...show on the road!
- 335. Dialog Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?
- 336. Dialog Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?
- 337. Dialog Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?
- 339. Dialog Jay: Yeah, i can just tell you after.
- 346. Dialog Rodney: I'm really glad we're doing this...
- 347. Dialog Rodney: Hopefully it'll be a night to remember?
- 350. Dialog Jay: Yeah..
- 351. Dialog Jay: I'm sure it will be!
- 353. Dialog Jay: Especially since..everyone's gonna be there...
- 354. Dialog Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??
- 355. Dialog Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??
- 356. Dialog Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??
- 357. Dialog Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!
- 358. Dialog Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!
- 359. Dialog Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!