This document contains a collection of short jokes and riddles. It includes puns about an umbrella going up a chimney, a wrong number phone call, feathers being on the outside of an ostrich, a patient seeking a second medical opinion after being given four hours to live, a child helping their father with homework instead of playing, a clown taking off funny feeling shoes, an elevator telling a doctor it's coming down with something, sick spices going to see Dr Pepper, and gum saying it's stuck on a shoe. The longest word in English is said to be "smiles" because there is a mile between each S.
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1. What goes up the chimney
down, but not down the
chimney up?
An umbrella
2. Dad, You usually talk a lot
on the phone. Why did you
only talk half an hour?
Daughter, It was a
wrong number!
3. On which side of an
ostrich are the feathers?
The outside!
