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Renaat Vanstallen

brussels cabaret

E giel klaan en e zjantee moeizeke da was
ne ki on't spele in e gardemanzjei
En het preufdege van de makaroni, en van
de restant van ne roti

En dén wei van nen ettekeis en van e pak
sjikolat en van'n transjke patei...
et à la fin van 'n aabakke këst.
Mo toon kreig da moeizeken vriedegen
dëst,

want et zag do e fleske stoên van vaaf
stêre mè spinnewebe rond en vol stof
En da moeizeken vont da fleske tof
Mo seul'ment, ‘t aa gienen tierboesjon vè
da fleske te deeboesjoneire...

En toon paktege da moeizeke zaanen eelan en et
begost da fleske te sjarzjeire
en et sproenk en et sproenk... en et sproenk da
flesken omvêr et par terre
et fleske was stukked en wat er in was was faaine
konjak, ieste kaleeter, ne gielen alve leeter.

en et moeizeke lanseidegen em in daane plas
en et lektege, et lektege...ge kunt ni geluuve oo
good dat da was,
en et lektege nog et encore et toujours
totdat et op't leste gin fles ni mi zag en giene
plafon en giene vloor
en et veel van alteroêsen op za gat want da
moeizeke was in iene ki scheilkrimineilzat

Mo, dans un dernier effort stont et recht
op zan achterste puute
en et kloptege mè zan twie vosjten op zan
bëst lek as ne gruute
en et reep lek as Tarzan oeit de sinema,
geried tot de straaid:
"Woe es daane smeirege koêter da'k em
zaane nek afbaait!"

Neineie neineie ik em aaile wille demonsteire dat sa
er soemegste zaain
dee uile mé konvikse e stuk in uilen uur drinke
dat da ni es seul'ment en allien vui te kunne drinke,
mo wel vui ne ki goo zat en gielegans doefes te
kunne zaain.
Want den vergeite z'uile mizeire en vergeite z'uile
paain;

en noé zaane vaaifde of tiende guis
(da angt af van a konstiteuse)
voelt de klainste pasjakroet em lek as ne ruis;
nen erme vagabont die voelt tem gelek as ne miljonér
en em paast dat em in e zilvere bedde
mè zaa loekes slopt in plosj van op zaane paljaspartêr;

ne poefer verget zaane poef en zan schuld;
nen boeilt zan mimoktaaid en zaanen boeilt;
ne lafoêt wëdt nen eero, ne loerik ne rappe,
en ne pei mè 'n stem vui out mei te kappe die paast dat
em zingt lek as ne nachtegoêl,...
ne zatte schacht es kapitaain
en ne zatte kapitaain es zjeneroêl...

En ik, et Ketsje zëlf, fabrikeir den
powezeekes en détail et en gros
en ik veul ma nog straffer as Vondel en as
Victor Hugo.

Aswannier ge donc van a leive ne zatlap zeet,
respekteit em en bezeet em mé takt:
ge kunt nuut weite vui wee dat em zan aaige pakt.

En surtoe, mense dee no maa lëstert,
bekloêgt em neet ...
et es mascheen den ienegste moment in
daane soekeleir za leive dat em ni af ën zeet.

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Ketje muisje

2. E giel klaan en e zjantee moeizeke da was ne ki on't spele in e gardemanzjei En het preufdege van de makaroni, en van de restant van ne roti

3. En dén wei van nen ettekeis en van e pak sjikolat en van'n transjke patei... et à la fin van 'n aabakke këst. Mo toon kreig da moeizeken vriedegen dëst,

4. want et zag do e fleske stoên van vaaf stêre mè spinnewebe rond en vol stof En da moeizeken vont da fleske tof Mo seul'ment, ‘t aa gienen tierboesjon vè da fleske te deeboesjoneire...

5. En toon paktege da moeizeke zaanen eelan en et begost da fleske te sjarzjeire en et sproenk en et sproenk... en et sproenk da flesken omvêr et par terre et fleske was stukked en wat er in was was faaine konjak, ieste kaleeter, ne gielen alve leeter.

6. en et moeizeke lanseidegen em in daane plas en et lektege, et lektege...ge kunt ni geluuve oo good dat da was, en et lektege nog et encore et toujours totdat et op't leste gin fles ni mi zag en giene plafon en giene vloor en et veel van alteroêsen op za gat want da moeizeke was in iene ki scheilkrimineilzat

7. Mo, dans un dernier effort stont et recht op zan achterste puute en et kloptege mè zan twie vosjten op zan bëst lek as ne gruute en et reep lek as Tarzan oeit de sinema, geried tot de straaid: "Woe es daane smeirege koêter da'k em zaane nek afbaait!"

9. Neineie neineie ik em aaile wille demonsteire dat sa er soemegste zaain dee uile mé konvikse e stuk in uilen uur drinke dat da ni es seul'ment en allien vui te kunne drinke, mo wel vui ne ki goo zat en gielegans doefes te kunne zaain. Want den vergeite z'uile mizeire en vergeite z'uile paain;

10. en noé zaane vaaifde of tiende guis (da angt af van a konstiteuse) voelt de klainste pasjakroet em lek as ne ruis; nen erme vagabont die voelt tem gelek as ne miljonér en em paast dat em in e zilvere bedde mè zaa loekes slopt in plosj van op zaane paljaspartêr;

11. ne poefer verget zaane poef en zan schuld; nen boeilt zan mimoktaaid en zaanen boeilt; ne lafoêt wëdt nen eero, ne loerik ne rappe, en ne pei mè 'n stem vui out mei te kappe die paast dat em zingt lek as ne nachtegoêl,... ne zatte schacht es kapitaain en ne zatte kapitaain es zjeneroêl...

12. En ik, et Ketsje zëlf, fabrikeir den powezeekes en détail et en gros en ik veul ma nog straffer as Vondel en as Victor Hugo.

13. Aswannier ge donc van a leive ne zatlap zeet, respekteit em en bezeet em mé takt: ge kunt nuut weite vui wee dat em zan aaige pakt.

14. En surtoe, mense dee no maa lëstert, bekloêgt em neet ... et es mascheen den ienegste moment in daane soekeleir za leive dat em ni af ën zeet.

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