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The document is from the perspective of the liver describing how much it loves and cares for the body. In 99 points, the liver details all of the essential functions it performs including storing nutrients, producing bile to aid digestion, detoxifying chemicals, regulating blood sugar levels, producing blood and proteins, removing toxins from the air, and more. It emphasizes that without the liver, the body would not be able to survive or function properly. The liver provides advice on how to care for it, such as avoiding excessive alcohol, drugs, fatty foods, and chemicals, and getting regular medical checkups.

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HOW MUCHDO YOU LOVEHOW MUCHDO YOU LOVE YOURLIVER?YOURLIVER? How Can You Love it,How Can You Love it, if You Don't Know it?if You Don't Know it?
Hi... I'm Your Liver!Hi... I'm Your Liver! Let me tell youLet me tell you how much I love you´inhow much I love you´in 99 waysways
1. I1. I store the ironstore the iron reserves you need, asreserves you need, as well as a lot ofwell as a lot of vitamins and othervitamins and other minerals.minerals. Without me, youWithout me, you wouldn't have thewouldn't have the strength to carry on!strength to carry on!
2. I make2. I make bilebile to helpto help digest your food.digest your food. Without me, you'dWithout me, you'd waste away towaste away to nothing.nothing.
3. I3. I detoxify poisonousdetoxify poisonous chemicalschemicals you give me,you give me, and that includesand that includes alcohol, beer, wine andalcohol, beer, wine and drugs (prescribed anddrugs (prescribed and over-the-counter) asover-the-counter) as well as illegalwell as illegal substances.substances. Without me, your "bad"Without me, your "bad" habits would kill you.habits would kill you.
4. I store4. I store energyenergy, like a, like a battery, by stockpilingbattery, by stockpiling sugar (carbohydrates,sugar (carbohydrates, glucose and fat) untilglucose and fat) until you need it.you need it. Without me, the sugarWithout me, the sugar level in your bloodlevel in your blood could fall dramaticallycould fall dramatically and you'd go into aand you'd go into a coma.coma.
5. I5. I make the bloodmake the blood thatthat got your system goinggot your system going even before you wereeven before you were born.born. Without me, youWithout me, you wouldn't be here!wouldn't be here!
6. I6. I manufacture newmanufacture new proteinsproteins that your bodythat your body needs to stay healthyneeds to stay healthy and grow.and grow. Without me, youWithout me, you wouldn't grow properly!wouldn't grow properly!
7. I7. I remove poisonsremove poisons fromfrom the air, exhaust smokethe air, exhaust smoke and chemicals youand chemicals you breathe.breathe. Without me, you'd beWithout me, you'd be poisoned by pollutants!poisoned by pollutants!
8. I8. I make clotting factorsmake clotting factors that stop the bleedingthat stop the bleeding when you accidentallywhen you accidentally prick yourself.prick yourself. Without me, you'd bleedWithout me, you'd bleed to death!to death!
9. I help9. I help defend youdefend you againstagainst the germs going into yourthe germs going into your body all the time. I takebody all the time. I take those cold germs, flu bugsthose cold germs, flu bugs and other germs youand other germs you encounter, and knock themencounter, and knock them dead - or at least weakendead - or at least weaken them.them. Without me, you'd be aWithout me, you'd be a sitting duck for everysitting duck for every infection known to man.infection known to man.
That's how muchThat's how much I love you...I love you... but do you love me?but do you love me?
Let me tell you some easyLet me tell you some easy ways to love me, your liverways to love me, your liver
? Don't drown me in beer,Don't drown me in beer, alcohol or wine!alcohol or wine! Even one drink is too muchEven one drink is too much for some people and couldfor some people and could scar me for life.scar me for life.
? I scar easily.. and those scars, called "cirrhosis"I scar easily.. and those scars, called "cirrhosis" are permanent.are permanent. Medicine is sometimes necessary. ButMedicine is sometimes necessary. But taking pillstaking pills when they aren't necessary is a bad habitwhen they aren't necessary is a bad habit. All. All those chemicals can really hurt a liver.those chemicals can really hurt a liver. ? Watch those drugs!Watch those drugs! All drugs areAll drugs are chemicals, and whenchemicals, and when you mix them upyou mix them up without a doctor'swithout a doctor's advice you could createadvice you could create something poisonoussomething poisonous that could damage methat could damage me badly.badly.
? Be careful withBe careful with aerosol spraysaerosol sprays!! ? Remember, I have toRemember, I have to detoxify what youdetoxify what you breathe in, too. Sobreathe in, too. So when you are cleaningwhen you are cleaning with aerosol cleaners,with aerosol cleaners, make sure the room ismake sure the room is ventilated, or wear aventilated, or wear a mask.mask. ? That goes double for bug sprays, mildewThat goes double for bug sprays, mildew sprays, paint sprays and all those othersprays, paint sprays and all those other chemical sprays you use. Be careful what youchemical sprays you use. Be careful what you breathe!breathe!
Watch what gets on your skin!Watch what gets on your skin! Those insecticidesThose insecticides you put on trees and shrubs not only kill bugs theyyou put on trees and shrubs not only kill bugs they can get to me right through your skin and destroycan get to me right through your skin and destroy my cells, too. Remember they're all chemicals.my cells, too. Remember they're all chemicals. Cover your skin with gloves, long sleeves, a hat andCover your skin with gloves, long sleeves, a hat and mask every time insecticides are in the air or ifmask every time insecticides are in the air or if you're handling them.you're handling them.
? Don't eat too muchDon't eat too much fatty foodfatty food!! I make the cholesterol your body needs, andI make the cholesterol your body needs, and I try to make the right amount.I try to make the right amount. Give me a break. Eat a good, well balancedGive me a break. Eat a good, well balanced nourishing diet. If you eat the right stuff fornourishing diet. If you eat the right stuff for me, I'll really do my stuff for you!me, I'll really do my stuff for you!
WARNING:WARNING: I can't and won't tell you I'm in trouble untilI can't and won't tell you I'm in trouble until I'm almost at the end of my rope... and yours.I'm almost at the end of my rope... and yours. Remember: I am a non-complainer. Overloading meRemember: I am a non-complainer. Overloading me with drugs, alcohol and other junk can destroy me!with drugs, alcohol and other junk can destroy me! This may be the only warning you will ever get.This may be the only warning you will ever get.
Take My Advice, Please!Take My Advice, Please! ? Check me out with your doctor.Check me out with your doctor. ? Blood screening tests can identifyBlood screening tests can identify some trouble.some trouble. ? If I'm soft and smooth, that's good. IfIf I'm soft and smooth, that's good. If I'm hard and bumpy, that could meanI'm hard and bumpy, that could mean trouble.trouble. ? If your doctor suspects trouble,If your doctor suspects trouble, ULTRA SOUND and CT scans canULTRA SOUND and CT scans can look into it.look into it. ? My life, and yours, depends on howMy life, and yours, depends on how you treat me.you treat me.
Now you know how much I care forNow you know how much I care for you.you. Please treatPlease treat meme with tender loving care.with tender loving care. Yoursilent partnerandYoursilent partnerand ever-loving lover´. LIVERever-loving lover´. LIVER

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  • 1. HOW MUCHDO YOU LOVEHOW MUCHDO YOU LOVE YOURLIVER?YOURLIVER? How Can You Love it,How Can You Love it, if You Don't Know it?if You Don't Know it?
  • 2. Hi... I'm Your Liver!Hi... I'm Your Liver! Let me tell youLet me tell you how much I love you´inhow much I love you´in 99 waysways
  • 3. 1. I1. I store the ironstore the iron reserves you need, asreserves you need, as well as a lot ofwell as a lot of vitamins and othervitamins and other minerals.minerals. Without me, youWithout me, you wouldn't have thewouldn't have the strength to carry on!strength to carry on!
  • 4. 2. I make2. I make bilebile to helpto help digest your food.digest your food. Without me, you'dWithout me, you'd waste away towaste away to nothing.nothing.
  • 5. 3. I3. I detoxify poisonousdetoxify poisonous chemicalschemicals you give me,you give me, and that includesand that includes alcohol, beer, wine andalcohol, beer, wine and drugs (prescribed anddrugs (prescribed and over-the-counter) asover-the-counter) as well as illegalwell as illegal substances.substances. Without me, your "bad"Without me, your "bad" habits would kill you.habits would kill you.
  • 6. 4. I store4. I store energyenergy, like a, like a battery, by stockpilingbattery, by stockpiling sugar (carbohydrates,sugar (carbohydrates, glucose and fat) untilglucose and fat) until you need it.you need it. Without me, the sugarWithout me, the sugar level in your bloodlevel in your blood could fall dramaticallycould fall dramatically and you'd go into aand you'd go into a coma.coma.
  • 7. 5. I5. I make the bloodmake the blood thatthat got your system goinggot your system going even before you wereeven before you were born.born. Without me, youWithout me, you wouldn't be here!wouldn't be here!
  • 8. 6. I6. I manufacture newmanufacture new proteinsproteins that your bodythat your body needs to stay healthyneeds to stay healthy and grow.and grow. Without me, youWithout me, you wouldn't grow properly!wouldn't grow properly!
  • 9. 7. I7. I remove poisonsremove poisons fromfrom the air, exhaust smokethe air, exhaust smoke and chemicals youand chemicals you breathe.breathe. Without me, you'd beWithout me, you'd be poisoned by pollutants!poisoned by pollutants!
  • 10. 8. I8. I make clotting factorsmake clotting factors that stop the bleedingthat stop the bleeding when you accidentallywhen you accidentally prick yourself.prick yourself. Without me, you'd bleedWithout me, you'd bleed to death!to death!
  • 11. 9. I help9. I help defend youdefend you againstagainst the germs going into yourthe germs going into your body all the time. I takebody all the time. I take those cold germs, flu bugsthose cold germs, flu bugs and other germs youand other germs you encounter, and knock themencounter, and knock them dead - or at least weakendead - or at least weaken them.them. Without me, you'd be aWithout me, you'd be a sitting duck for everysitting duck for every infection known to man.infection known to man.
  • 12. That's how muchThat's how much I love you...I love you... but do you love me?but do you love me?
  • 13. Let me tell you some easyLet me tell you some easy ways to love me, your liverways to love me, your liver
  • 14. ? Don't drown me in beer,Don't drown me in beer, alcohol or wine!alcohol or wine! Even one drink is too muchEven one drink is too much for some people and couldfor some people and could scar me for life.scar me for life.
  • 15. ? I scar easily.. and those scars, called "cirrhosis"I scar easily.. and those scars, called "cirrhosis" are permanent.are permanent. Medicine is sometimes necessary. ButMedicine is sometimes necessary. But taking pillstaking pills when they aren't necessary is a bad habitwhen they aren't necessary is a bad habit. All. All those chemicals can really hurt a liver.those chemicals can really hurt a liver. ? Watch those drugs!Watch those drugs! All drugs areAll drugs are chemicals, and whenchemicals, and when you mix them upyou mix them up without a doctor'swithout a doctor's advice you could createadvice you could create something poisonoussomething poisonous that could damage methat could damage me badly.badly.
  • 16. ? Be careful withBe careful with aerosol spraysaerosol sprays!! ? Remember, I have toRemember, I have to detoxify what youdetoxify what you breathe in, too. Sobreathe in, too. So when you are cleaningwhen you are cleaning with aerosol cleaners,with aerosol cleaners, make sure the room ismake sure the room is ventilated, or wear aventilated, or wear a mask.mask. ? That goes double for bug sprays, mildewThat goes double for bug sprays, mildew sprays, paint sprays and all those othersprays, paint sprays and all those other chemical sprays you use. Be careful what youchemical sprays you use. Be careful what you breathe!breathe!
  • 17. Watch what gets on your skin!Watch what gets on your skin! Those insecticidesThose insecticides you put on trees and shrubs not only kill bugs theyyou put on trees and shrubs not only kill bugs they can get to me right through your skin and destroycan get to me right through your skin and destroy my cells, too. Remember they're all chemicals.my cells, too. Remember they're all chemicals. Cover your skin with gloves, long sleeves, a hat andCover your skin with gloves, long sleeves, a hat and mask every time insecticides are in the air or ifmask every time insecticides are in the air or if you're handling them.you're handling them.
  • 18. ? Don't eat too muchDon't eat too much fatty foodfatty food!! I make the cholesterol your body needs, andI make the cholesterol your body needs, and I try to make the right amount.I try to make the right amount. Give me a break. Eat a good, well balancedGive me a break. Eat a good, well balanced nourishing diet. If you eat the right stuff fornourishing diet. If you eat the right stuff for me, I'll really do my stuff for you!me, I'll really do my stuff for you!
  • 19. WARNING:WARNING: I can't and won't tell you I'm in trouble untilI can't and won't tell you I'm in trouble until I'm almost at the end of my rope... and yours.I'm almost at the end of my rope... and yours. Remember: I am a non-complainer. Overloading meRemember: I am a non-complainer. Overloading me with drugs, alcohol and other junk can destroy me!with drugs, alcohol and other junk can destroy me! This may be the only warning you will ever get.This may be the only warning you will ever get.
  • 20. Take My Advice, Please!Take My Advice, Please! ? Check me out with your doctor.Check me out with your doctor. ? Blood screening tests can identifyBlood screening tests can identify some trouble.some trouble. ? If I'm soft and smooth, that's good. IfIf I'm soft and smooth, that's good. If I'm hard and bumpy, that could meanI'm hard and bumpy, that could mean trouble.trouble. ? If your doctor suspects trouble,If your doctor suspects trouble, ULTRA SOUND and CT scans canULTRA SOUND and CT scans can look into it.look into it. ? My life, and yours, depends on howMy life, and yours, depends on how you treat me.you treat me.
  • 21. Now you know how much I care forNow you know how much I care for you.you. Please treatPlease treat meme with tender loving care.with tender loving care. Yoursilent partnerandYoursilent partnerand ever-loving lover´. LIVERever-loving lover´. LIVER