An ant works hard without supervision and is productive. A lion puts increasingly more managers and supervisors over the ant, including a cockroach, spider, fly, cicada, and owl. This results in less production from the ant due to increased paperwork and meetings. After an audit, the owl concludes the department is overstaffed. The lion fires the ant for a lack of motivation.
8. He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and
9. ... he recruited a spider, who managed the archives and monitored all phone calls.
10. The lion was delighted with the cockroach's reports and asked him to produce graphs to describe production rates and to analyse trends, so that he could use them for presentations at Boards meetings.
11. So the cockroach had to buy a new computer and a laser printer and ...
13. The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time!
14. The lion came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ant worked.
15. The position was given to the cicada, whose first decision was to buy a carpet and an ergonomic chair for his office.
16. The new person in charge, the cicada, also needed a computer and a personal assistant ,who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan
17. The Department where the ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset...
18. It was at that time that the cicada convinced the boss , the lion, of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment .
19. Having reviewed the charges for running the ants department , the lion found out that the production was much less than before.
20. So he recruited the owl , a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.
21. The owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report , in several volumes, that concluded : The department is overstaffed ...