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Metalpocolypse
By
Ben Atherton
息Ben Atherton Ben.Atherton.1998@gmail.com
INT. STUDIO - NIGHT
Metal Music Blaring in the background and a groaning sound
FERGUS
Does anyone else hear that?
groaning intensifies
HANK
Yeah that doesnt sound too good He
opens the window with a CLICK a
zombie attacking is heard
HANK
Oh God! ZOMBIES!
ALEX
Zombies? please tell me your joking
seriously that is the stupidest
thing I have ever heard
HANK
Nope I aint kidding get over here
and have a look if you dont
believe me
FOOTSTEPS are heard as Alex walks over
A zombie hits the window with a THUD
ALEX
Oh god your right, shit what are we
gonna do?
FREDDY
Well you see theres zombies weve
got guitars, so what we do is we
take the guitars and smash them
into their heads
HANK
Sounds like a plan... I guess
ALEX
Woooooooooo! lets do this
They all run outside randomly strumming guitars and
screaming
2.
EXT. OUTSIDE THE STUDIO (WASTELAND)- NIGHT
Hank hits a zombie with a CRACK
(CONTINUED) CONTINUED: 2. HANK
I never knew that hitting something
over the head with my guitar would
be so much fun but damn I got blood
on it
FREDDY
Oh well little blood probably does
the strings good I mean its metal
and stuff plus you cut your fingers
when you shred anyway
Hank slaps the palm of his hand against his face
HANK
Do you... know anything about
guitar Freddy
FREDDY
Nope Im a drummer not a strummer
HANK
Never say that again that was
just... awful
ALEX
Can you two ladies stop having a
little chit chat already we got
zombies to kill over here
FREDDY
God your making slaying hordes of
undead seem like work Alex
ALEX
Fine then lets make this
intresting you get one clean in the
head in one hit 10 points just
getting them in the head 5 points
anything else and you suck bet I
can rack up wayyy more points than
you losers
FREDDY HANK AND FERGUS
Youre on!
FERGUS
I have no idea how this is supposed
to make the fact that our families
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
FERGUS (contd)
are probably dead fun but oh well
Im up for a bit of good old
fashioned zombie killing
Alex, Hank, Fergus, and Freddy all raise their guitars and
run towards the zombies screaming battle chants

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Metalpocolypse 2nd draft

  • 2. INT. STUDIO - NIGHT Metal Music Blaring in the background and a groaning sound FERGUS Does anyone else hear that? groaning intensifies HANK Yeah that doesnt sound too good He opens the window with a CLICK a zombie attacking is heard HANK Oh God! ZOMBIES! ALEX Zombies? please tell me your joking seriously that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard HANK Nope I aint kidding get over here and have a look if you dont believe me FOOTSTEPS are heard as Alex walks over A zombie hits the window with a THUD ALEX Oh god your right, shit what are we gonna do? FREDDY Well you see theres zombies weve got guitars, so what we do is we take the guitars and smash them into their heads HANK Sounds like a plan... I guess ALEX Woooooooooo! lets do this They all run outside randomly strumming guitars and screaming
  • 3. 2. EXT. OUTSIDE THE STUDIO (WASTELAND)- NIGHT Hank hits a zombie with a CRACK (CONTINUED) CONTINUED: 2. HANK I never knew that hitting something over the head with my guitar would be so much fun but damn I got blood on it FREDDY Oh well little blood probably does the strings good I mean its metal and stuff plus you cut your fingers when you shred anyway Hank slaps the palm of his hand against his face HANK Do you... know anything about guitar Freddy FREDDY Nope Im a drummer not a strummer HANK Never say that again that was just... awful ALEX Can you two ladies stop having a little chit chat already we got zombies to kill over here FREDDY God your making slaying hordes of undead seem like work Alex ALEX Fine then lets make this intresting you get one clean in the head in one hit 10 points just getting them in the head 5 points anything else and you suck bet I can rack up wayyy more points than you losers FREDDY HANK AND FERGUS Youre on! FERGUS I have no idea how this is supposed to make the fact that our families (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  • 4. CONTINUED: 3. FERGUS (contd) are probably dead fun but oh well Im up for a bit of good old fashioned zombie killing Alex, Hank, Fergus, and Freddy all raise their guitars and run towards the zombies screaming battle chants