Hank and his bandmates in a metal band hear groaning coming from outside their studio. Hank looks out the window and sees zombies attacking. The band decides to fight off the zombies by hitting them with their guitars. They have a competition on who can get the most points by hitting zombies in different body parts. Though the situation is dire with their families possibly dead, they find humor and fun in battling the zombies with their instruments as a way to cope with the apocalyptic world that has formed outside.
2. INT. STUDIO - NIGHT
Metal Music Blaring in the background and a groaning sound
FERGUS
Does anyone else hear that?
groaning intensifies
HANK
Yeah that doesnt sound too good He
opens the window with a CLICK a
zombie attacking is heard
HANK
Oh God! ZOMBIES!
ALEX
Zombies? please tell me your joking
seriously that is the stupidest
thing I have ever heard
HANK
Nope I aint kidding get over here
and have a look if you dont
believe me
FOOTSTEPS are heard as Alex walks over
A zombie hits the window with a THUD
ALEX
Oh god your right, shit what are we
gonna do?
FREDDY
Well you see theres zombies weve
got guitars, so what we do is we
take the guitars and smash them
into their heads
HANK
Sounds like a plan... I guess
ALEX
Woooooooooo! lets do this
They all run outside randomly strumming guitars and
screaming
3. 2.
EXT. OUTSIDE THE STUDIO (WASTELAND)- NIGHT
Hank hits a zombie with a CRACK
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I never knew that hitting something
over the head with my guitar would
be so much fun but damn I got blood
on it
FREDDY
Oh well little blood probably does
the strings good I mean its metal
and stuff plus you cut your fingers
when you shred anyway
Hank slaps the palm of his hand against his face
HANK
Do you... know anything about
guitar Freddy
FREDDY
Nope Im a drummer not a strummer
HANK
Never say that again that was
just... awful
ALEX
Can you two ladies stop having a
little chit chat already we got
zombies to kill over here
FREDDY
God your making slaying hordes of
undead seem like work Alex
ALEX
Fine then lets make this
intresting you get one clean in the
head in one hit 10 points just
getting them in the head 5 points
anything else and you suck bet I
can rack up wayyy more points than
you losers
FREDDY HANK AND FERGUS
Youre on!
FERGUS
I have no idea how this is supposed
to make the fact that our families
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
4. CONTINUED: 3.
FERGUS (contd)
are probably dead fun but oh well
Im up for a bit of good old
fashioned zombie killing
Alex, Hank, Fergus, and Freddy all raise their guitars and
run towards the zombies screaming battle chants