This document discusses the history and importance of moms. It notes that moms have been around since the first child and have super powers like motherly instincts. It then states that good moms are becoming dangerously low these days. Finally, it reveals that scientists have discovered a new species of mom, called "Momicusawesomeus", and encourages followers of moms to honor them on this special day.
2. A history of Moms
Moms have been around since the first child ( no
dip Jake )
Moms pretty much have super powers known to us
children as motherly instincts some known super
powers are mind control. The key words of
motherly mind control are because I said so.
3. Moms the good and bad
This is a bad mother out
This is a good mother come…………….
outcome Sadddness and confusion
4. A loss
SADLY GOOD MOTHERS ARE DANGEROUSLY LOW
THESE DAYS AND NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO STOP THE
MADDNESS
5. One of a kind
NOW SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW
SPECIES OF MOM AND THERE IS ONLY ONE
OUT THERE KNOWN AS MOMICUSAWESOMEUS
OR TO HER FOLLOWERS AS MAMA, MUM, OR
MUFFLER
6. One day
THIS IS WHY WE AS MUMS FOLLOWERS MUST HONOR
HER ON THIS SPECIAL DAY
SO FOLLOWERS OF ALL MOMS REJOICE IN THIS HAPPY
DAY AND LET US SAY THANKS FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE
DONE
THANKS MAMA!