Mp tie guide
- 1. A Politicians Guide to: Ties www.bemakeshift.com So, youre an MP. Well done. Now remember, your tie is one of the most important weapons in your opinion-poll conquering arsenal. It is vital you learn how to maximise its effectiveness as a subliminal communication device. This helpful guide will teach you all the basics. Says Says Says Says Says Margaret (Tory-lite) (Regal) Vote Blue, Go Were Thatcher was Havent you Of course Green. properly the best thing heard? Im meant to down wiv da that happened Were not be the Honest. masses, to this evil leader... yeh? country. anymore. Idiot. Wear to Wear to Wear to Anywhere Party TV Debates Wear to Wear to with Conference, Press PMQs Budget Day cameras and Election Night Launches State Events Coalition talks poor people. Says Says Says Says Says Im still Leftwing, Fiscal We can do I agree with Old Labour sure. But in a responsibility anything the Nick really. mature, tories can / Get how unscary way do.. better. hip we are. Wear to Wear to Party Wear to Wear to Visit new Conference, Wear to Budget Day PMQs Cultural Election Rallies Speeches Press Industries Night State Events TV Debates Launches Quarters Says Says Says Says Says Coalition? Lib Dem, Conservative Progressive. We could Us? You yes. but with a lead. must be But less small c. Really we kidding. naff. could. Wear to Wear to Please? Wear to Coalition Press Launches Party talks PMQs Conference, Wear to Wear to Election TV Debates NB Never in NB Never in the Paxman Night Rallies the north. south. Interviews In the statistically unlikely event of you being female, dont worry. All of the above principles can be applied to incongruously bright trouser-suits. 2010