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Murphys law

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Mar鱈a Barrillo
Mar鱈a Barrillo

The document lists 9 examples of Murphy's Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Some of the examples provided are: if you meet someone you like, they will likely be unavailable; if you throw something away you will need it the next day; if you arrive early for a flight it will likely be delayed or cancelled. The examples portray situations where seemingly small and unlikely problems arise to create inconvenient outcomes.

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MURPHYS LAW 1. If youre single and you meet somebody you really like hell be married. youll stammer. he wont like you. shell be a man. 2. If you throw something away youll need the next day. 3. If you park a long way from where youre going youll find another parking space closer to the place where youre going. when you get there, youll remember you forgot your bag in the car. 4. If your baby goes to sleep late (s)hell wake up early. youll have to get up early the next morning. hell wake up at the same time as usual, or even earlier. your neighbour will make a noise that wakes him/her up. 5. If youre driving somewhere and youre in a hurry youll be in a traffic jam. a policeman will stop you. the garbage truck will be in front of you. your car will break down. someone will probably drive slowly in front of you. 6. If you arrive very early to catch a plane the flight will be delayed. the flight will be cancelled. 7. If you get to work late
your boss will be waiting for you. your boss will be early. 8. If you leave your mobile phone at home youll receive an important call. somebody important will call you. your phone will ring a lot. your boss will call you. 9. If you push a door the door will only open if you pull. youll probably hit your boss.

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  • 1. MURPHYS LAW 1. If youre single and you meet somebody you really like hell be married. youll stammer. he wont like you. shell be a man. 2. If you throw something away youll need the next day. 3. If you park a long way from where youre going youll find another parking space closer to the place where youre going. when you get there, youll remember you forgot your bag in the car. 4. If your baby goes to sleep late (s)hell wake up early. youll have to get up early the next morning. hell wake up at the same time as usual, or even earlier. your neighbour will make a noise that wakes him/her up. 5. If youre driving somewhere and youre in a hurry youll be in a traffic jam. a policeman will stop you. the garbage truck will be in front of you. your car will break down. someone will probably drive slowly in front of you. 6. If you arrive very early to catch a plane the flight will be delayed. the flight will be cancelled. 7. If you get to work late
  • 2. your boss will be waiting for you. your boss will be early. 8. If you leave your mobile phone at home youll receive an important call. somebody important will call you. your phone will ring a lot. your boss will call you. 9. If you push a door the door will only open if you pull. youll probably hit your boss.