Nerd Baiter
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The document humorously outlines tips for socially awkward 'nerds' on how to attract potential romantic interests, termed 'nerd baiters.' It includes advice on using gadgets, social networking, and appropriate behavior in various scenarios to improve dating experiences. The content mixes playful language with practical suggestions to enhance social interactions for those identifying as nerds.
Nerd Baiter
- 1. NERD BAITER @tarabrown ROTN
- 2. WTF? Nerds we <3 Ultimate Nerd Baiters Nerd Bait 101 Casting a wide Net Bait Your Crush Baited FTW! Epic Fail
- 3. WTF?
- 4. Nerd - an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person; especially : 油one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits <computer nerds > Baiter to tease or entice (to attract artfully or adroitly or by arousing hope or desire) Nerd Baiter attracts the socially inept but extremely adorable & hawt
- 5. 油
- 6. NERDS WE <3
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- 17. NERD BAIT 101
- 18. Gadgets At least two (phone, camera, laptop, iPod, Flip, video camera) Gadget hip belt FTW Wiki, Blog Play games: Wii, XBOX (Rock Band!), Online (WOW)
- 19. Be on every social networking site (Twitter, Flickr, Facebook) Location location location (Brightkite, Dodgeball) Be in a relationship with a girl on Facebook Jargon WTFOMGLOLBBQ LOLCats (icanhascheezburger)
- 20. CASTING A WIDE NET
- 21. tarabrown : Hey, I need a boyfriend for like an hour for this thing I need to do. Anyone? @tarabrown When do you need your one-hour boyfriend? @tarabrown I'll be your boyfriend for an hour. What's on the agenda? :) It wants to be able to say it was @tarabrown 's boyfriend for an hour.
- 22. SKIT IT!
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- 26. Oh, I see. I put in "here for the cake," and Pathable gives me: "Your matches: @ tarabrown ." You win this round, event registration. @ tarabrown I am a guy and would like to meet your hot single girlfriends Just discovered that @ tarabrown 's lip gloss is poppin'.
- 27. BAIT YOUR CRUSH
- 28. Send lots of @ replies thru Twitter Comment on pics like Flickr, Brightkite etc. and add lots of <3 IM and Text Often Often Often
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- 31. BAITED FTW!
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- 35. EPIC FAIL
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- 38. When you are out of the confines of your room at your parents house and you meet a girl REMEMBER she is real, not your blow up doll under your bed. 油 Color the white surgical tape holding your glasses together on the bridge of your nose, the same color as your glasses. 油 Unless your going wading, wear your pant legs down to your shoe tops. 油 When seated at the table in a fancy restaurant with your Nerd Baiter, DO NOT text the menu to friends so they can help you decide what to order When sitting on a couch next to a young woman do not play pocket pool, instead of putting your arm around her. When a young woman invites you to stay and you are in the bedroom, DO NOT use your calculator and figure out what size condom to wear.