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RedneckSec???The?Intersection?of?Rednecks?and?Hackers
Jon?Molesa
<rjmolesa@consoltec.net>
Introduction
Rednecks get a bad rep. I think there are a lot of similarities between rednecks and hackers. Hopefully by the
time I’m finished you’ll at least consider the same thing.
Obilgatory?credential?slide
Grew up in Alexander County, North Carolina (2010 Pop. 37,198)
Home of Harry Gant: Driver of the Skol Bandit race car
+ - Lots of farms (cattle, chickens, tobacco, cotton, etc) - Went to the public High School (surrounded by
rednecks)
Bobby?Mojo
Was discussing nick names one day at work
Co-workers thought I reminded them of Ricky Bobby from Taledaga Nights
I believe this was because of the redneck association. I lived in NC mountains at the time.
They came up with some complexish rules which I’ll explain with an example.
The first half of you "Bobby Name" is the first two letters of your last name. If the second letter
of your last name is not a vowel, then the next letter from your last name is added on until you
find the first vowel. The second half of your "Bobby Name" is made up of simply the first two
letters of your first name.
Mojo is a shortened form of Bobby Mojo.
Mojo is derived from (Jo)n (Mo)lesa, then swap places.
MoJo, then tack a "Bobby" on the front and BAM Bobby Mojo
Shouts to Bobby Stabr, Bobby Noda (Dr. Drupal), Boby Yuchi, and Bobby Bema
Bobby name generator: https://www.drupal.org/sandbox/mgbellaire/2015247
What?is?a?Redneck
Wild
Love to laugh, make others laugh, and have fun
A hardcore do it yourself attitude
Love driving in the snow and the opportunity to pull someone out of the ditch
Loves BIG trucks
Excessive drinking
Excessive group drinking
Full of "Ideas" usually originating during afore mentioned drinking time
Often resource limited ($)
Creative problem solvers
Fire!
Guns, guns, guns!!!
Hunting!
Tattoos
What?is?a?hacker?
Wild
Inquisitive
Inventive
Often resource limited ($)
A hardcore do it yourself attitude
Excessive drinking
Excessive group drinking
Full of "Ideas" usually originating during afore mentioned drinking time
Creative problem solvers
Fire!
Guns, guns, guns!!!
Tattoos
Venn?Chart?(Rednecks?vs?Hackers)
Rednecks?Portrayed?in?Media
Most focus on the idiotic crap they do
Usually involve near death expirements
Or the unintentional? destruction of private property
Meant to illustrate how dumb rednecks are
Jeff?Foxworthy
The first famous redneck I can recall.
"You might be a redneck if…"
Larry?the?Cable?Guy
And of course Mater!
History?Channel
Duck?Dynasty?(A&E)
Not a bad show. Most of it seems scripted and intentionally goofy. The earlier shows were more genuine and
entertaining.
Moonshiners?(Discovery)
Hillbilly?Hand?Fishing:Noodling?(Animal?Planet)
Swamp?People?(History)
Vic?Vandal:?also?from?Louisiana
Honey?Boo?Boo?(TLC)
Sled?Necks?(MTV)
Rocket?City?Rednecks?(National?Geographic)
This one is an exception. Focuses on ingenuity. These guys are actual rocket scientists and more importantly
rednecks.
The very first episode they bomb proof a truck with beer cans, PVC, and Plywood.
Note: PVC was invented by a southerner
Almost?Politically?Correct?Redneck?MEME
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Picnic?Pontoon
Pig?Roast?Hydro
Redneck?Macgyver
Five?Wide?Mowing
Tail?Light
Dip?vs.?Tires
Rednecksec   The intersection of Rednecks and Hackers
Jump?Gone?Wrong
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Russian?Redneck
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Cool?Dog?Bed
Redneck? This is well-designed and clever.
http://goo.gl/WZ4WsN
— darwinpolice
As a redneck, that’s usually the case. We aren’t stupid, just poor. Well, some of us are stupid
and poor.
http://goo.gl/6d0hRj
— MrBananaBeak
Couch?Movers
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Story?Time
A man named Clive grew up in his Dad’s small business
Drpped out of school in the 6th grade
Bought his Dad’s business
He dreamt up and had built pneumatic powered machines
They would take raw blank material in one side
Spit cut and drilled pieces out the other side
Conclusion
Rednecks are a VERY inventive bunch
They are extremly creative problem solvers
They don’t let the lack of resources ($$$) stop them
Yes things don’t aways work out as expected
But hey! At least they tried something
If you’re from the South, embrace your Redneck side
Become?a?Card?Carrying?Redneck
http://www.americanrednecksociety.com/

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