Bilbo has become lost in tunnels underground. He encounters Gollum, a strange creature, and they agree to play a game of riddles. If Bilbo loses, Gollum will eat him. They ask each other riddles which Bilbo manages to answer correctly. For his final riddle, Bilbo asks "What have I got in my pocket?" and Gollum is unable to guess, having said hands, knife, and string or nothing. Bilbo demands that Gollum now show him the way out as they agreed.
2. NARRATOR 1: When Bilbo opened his eyes, he wondered if he
really hadfor it was as dark as with his eyes shut. No one
was anywhere near. He could hear nothing, see nothing, and
he could feel nothing except the stone floor.
NARRATOR 4: Very slowly he got up and groped about on all
fours till he touched the wall of the tunnel. His head was
swimming, and he was far from certain even of the direction
he had been going when he had fallen. He guessed as well as
he could, and crawled along for a good way.
NARRATOR 2: Suddenly his hand met what felt like a tiny ring
of cold metal, lying on the floor of the tunnel.
NARRATOR 3: It was a turning point in his life, but he did not
know it. He put the ring in his pocket almost without thinking.
3. NARRATOR 1: He went only a little further, then sat down on
the cold floor. He could not think what to do. Nor could he
think what had happened, or why he had been left behind, or
even why his head was so sore. But after awhile he drew out
his little elvish sword, and somehow it comforted him.
BILBO: Go back? No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible!
Go forward? The only thing to do! On we go!
NARRATOR 4: So up he got, and trotted along with his sword
held in front of him and one hand feeling the wall. On and on
he went, down and down.
NARRATOR 2: Suddenly, he trotted without warning into icy
cold water. That pulled him up sharp.
NARRATOR 3: He stopped and listened hard, and he could
hear drops, drip-drip-dripping from an unseen roof into the
water below. But there was no sound of water flowing.
BILBO: So it must be a pool or a lake. Hmmm. (sits to think)
4. NARRATOR 1: Deep down here by the dark water lived old
Gollum, a small, slimy creature. He was dark as darkness,
except for two big, round, pale eyes in his thin face. He lived
on a slimy island of rock in the middle of the lake. Bilbo could
not see him, but Gollum was watching him now from the
distance, with his pale eyes like telescopes.
NARRATOR 4: Gollum got into his little boat and shot off from
the island. He paddled it with his large feet dangling over the
side, but never a ripple did he make. Bilbo was sitting on the
waters brink, at the end of his way and his wits, when up
paddled Gollum, his eyes glowing softly in the dark.
GOLLUM: Sssssss.
NARRATOR 2: Bilbo jumped nearly out of his skin. He thrust
the sword in front of him.
GOLLUM: Bless us and splash us, my precioussss! I guess its
a choice feast! At least, a tasty morsel itd make us. Gollum.
5. BILBO: Who are you?
GOLLUM: (to himself) What iss he, my preciouss?
BILBO: I am Mr. Bilbo Baggins. I have lost the dwarves and the
wizard, and I dont know where I am!
GOLLUM: Whats he got in his handses?
BILBO: A sword! A blade made by the elves in the Goblin
Wars!
GOLLUM: Ssss. Praps ye sits here and chats with it a bitsy,
my preciousss. It likes riddles, praps it does, does it?
6. NARRATOR 3: Gollum was anxious to appear friendly until he
found out more about the sword and the hobbitwhether he
was quite alone, and whether he was good to eat.
BILBO: Very well.
NARRATOR 1: said Bilbo, who was anxious to agree until he
found out more about the creaturewhether he was quite
alone, and whether he was fierce or hungry.
BILBO: (sits again) You ask first.
NARRATOR 4: So Gollum hissed,
GOLLUM:
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
BILBO: Easy! Mountain, I suppose.
7. GOLLUM: Does it guess easy? It must have a competition with
us, my preciouss! If precious asks, and it doesnt answer, we
eats it, my preciousss. If it asks us, and we doesnt answer,
then we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way out, yes!
BILBO: All right.
NARRATOR 2: said Bilbo, not daring to disagree, and nearly
bursting his brain to think of riddles that could save him from
being eaten. All he could think of was an old one.
BILBO:
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
GOLLUM: Teeth! Teeth! But we has only six, my precious.
8. NARRATOR 3: Then Gollum asked the second.
GOLLUM:
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
BILBO: Half a moment!
NARRATOR 1: cried Bilbo, who was still thinking
uncomfortably about being eaten. Fortunately, he had once
heard something like this before and, getting his wits back, he
thought of the answer.
BILBO: Wind, wind, of course.
NARRATOR 2: Bilbo was so pleased that he made up one on
the spot.
9. NARRATOR 3: Then Gollum asked the second.
GOLLUM:
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
BILBO: Half a moment!
NARRATOR 1: cried Bilbo, who was still thinking
uncomfortably about being eaten. Fortunately, he had once
heard something like this before and, getting his wits back, he
thought of the answer.
BILBO: Wind, wind, of course.
NARRATOR 2: Bilbo was so pleased that he made up one on
the spot.
10. BILBO:
An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
"That eye is like to this eye,"
Said the first eye,
"But in low place,
Not in high place.
GOLLUM: Ss, ss, ss.
NARRATOR 4: Gollum had been underground a long, long
time, and was forgetting this sort of thing. But just as Bilbo
was beginning to hope that the wretch would not be able to
answer, Gollum brought up memories of ages and ages ago.
GOLLUM: Sun on the daisies, it means, it does.
11. NARRATOR 3: These aboveground sort of riddles were tiring
for Gollum, and they made him hungry too. So this time he
tried something a bit more difficult and unpleasant.
GOLLUM:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
NARRATOR 1: But Bilbo had heard that sort of thing before,
and the answer was all around him anyway.
BILBO: Dark!
GOLLUM: Sssssss!
12. NARRATOR 2: Bilbo was still trying to think of a really hard
one. To gain time, he asked one he thought would be easy.
BILBO:
A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
NARRATOR 4: But Gollum hissed and spluttered and did not
answer.
BILBO: Well, what is it?
GOLLUM: Give us a chance. Let it give us a chance, my
preciouss-ss-ss. Eggses! Eggses it is!
NARRATOR 3: Now Gollum thought it was time to ask
something hard and horrible.
13. GOLLUM:
This thing all things devours
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers
Gnaws iron, bites steel,
Grinds hard stones to meal,
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down!
NARRATOR 1: Bilbo sat in the dark thinking of all the giants
and ogres he had ever heard of, but not one of them had done
all these things.
NARRATOR 2: He had a feeling that the answer was quite
different and that he ought to know, but he could not think of
it. He began to get frightened, and that is bad for thinking!
NARRATOR 4: Gollum began to get out of his boat. He flapped
into the water and paddled to the bank.
14. NARRATOR 1: Bilbo could see the eyes coming towards him.
His tongue seemed to stick in his mouth. He wanted to shout,
"Give me more time! Give me time!" But all that came out was
BILBO: Time! Time!
GOLLUM: (stops) Sssssssss.
NARRATOR 2: Bilbo was saved by pure luck, for "time" was
the answer!
NARRATOR 3: Gollum was getting angry, and also tired of the
game. It had made him very hungry indeed. He sat down in the
dark by Bilbo.
GOLLUM: Its got to ask us a quesstion, my preciouss, yes,
yess, yesss. Jusst one more quesstion to guess, yes, yess.
15. NARRATOR 1: But Bilbo simply could not think of any
question with that nasty, wet, cold thing sitting next to him,
pawing and poking him. He scratched himself, he pinched
himself. Still, he could think of nothing.
GOLLUM: Ask us! Ask us!
NARRATOR 2: Bilbo pinched himself and slapped himself and
even felt in his pocket.
NARRATOR 1: There he found the ring he had picked up in the
passage and forgotten.
BILBO: (to himself) What have I got in my pocket?
GOLLUM: Not fair! It isnt fair, my precious, is it, to ask us
what its got in its nassty little pocketses?
16. NARRATOR 2: Bilbo had been talking to himself, but Gollum
had thought it was a riddle. Having nothing better to ask, Bilbo
stuck to his question.
BILBO: (louder, to Gollum) What have I got in my pocket?
GOLLUM: Sssssss. It must give us three guesseses, my
precioussthree guesseses.
BILBO: Very well! Guess away!
GOLLUM: Handses!
BILBO: Wrong! Guess again!
GOLLUM: Sssssss.
NARRATOR 4: Gollum thought of all the things he kept in his
own pockets: fishbones, goblins teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-
wing, a sharpening stone to sharpen his fangs on. He tried to
think what other people kept in their pockets.
17. GOLLUM: Knife!
BILBO: Wrong! Last guess!
NARRATOR 3: Gollum hissed and spluttered and rocked
backwards and forwards, slapped his feet on the floor,
wriggled and squirmed. But he dared not waste his last guess.
BILBO: Times up!
GOLLUM: Stringor nothing!
BILBO: Both wrong!
NARRATOR 1: Bilbo jumped at once to his feet and held out
his sword.
BILBO: And now you must show the way out!
GOLLUM: Ssssssssssss!