Sarah Palin's Baby Name Book!
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Sarah Palin provides suggestions for baby names based on names she gave her own children. She suggests names like CALC, STATS, DUMPP, SKIDD, FIELD, TROG, TREND, TRICK, TREAT, TRAMP, TROOP, and TRANSOM. The document is meant to humorously suggest unconventional names inspired by Palin's own children's names like Trig, Tripp, and Track.
Sarah Palin's Baby Name Book!
- 1. Namin' That Baby by Sarah PalinAs if
- 2. So, ya got yourself a baby! Me and Todd just kinda looked around and named the kids after the first things we saw. It worked out pretty good, I think. But if ya don't have the beautiful things we do in Alaska, like trees and bays and football fields, it makes it harder. Well, what should ya call the cute lil' critter?
- 3. So I'm gonna take some time out from fightin' for the Constitution and help ya with some ideas for baby names based on what we called our kids.
- 5. 'Tripp' is taken, but you can call your baby DUMPP OR SKIDD
- 6. The name 'Track' has such deep meaning, so I guess a nice name along those lines would be... umm... FIELD
- 7. TRY THIS FOR TROUBLE-FREE TAGGIN'! Somehow we just got into taggin' the boys usin' names that began with TR. But I didn't use 'em all up! I thought up lots more that YOU can use!
- 8. TROG Doesn't it sound all grounded and masculine? TREND As in upward-trending numbers, of course!
- 9. TRICK And for twins- so cute! TREAT the girl and the boy
- 10. TRAMP So patriotic! Meaning, of course, that we're footin' it for freedom across the good ol' USA!
- 11. TROUPE No, that looks too French... TROOP Much better! And supportive!
- 12. TRANSOM Call me a maverick- I don't know what this means- I just think it sounds real classy!
- 13. That's all, folks- thanks for readin'! You're real good at that! Just make sure those kids get married before she pops, ya hear?