This document introduces a new sport called "Smaaaash" which involves using an iron's steam against a towel-covered face. Players take turns as the "former" who smashes the steam released by the "latter" who controls the iron, with the goal of leaving different levels of wetness on the towel. Players each get three turns, after which they must do 100 pumps if they are deemed the loser based on the towel's wetness.