Soccer strategy[1]
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The document describes different national soccer playing styles in a humorous way. The English plan varies the striker's position based on wind conditions. The German plan is described as radical, efficient, and capable of shots up to 297 km/h. The Italian plan focuses on defense, limited creativity in midfield, and passing to the striker and potentially earning penalties. The Brazilian plan receives no comment, while the Swiss plan notes the team can lose on their own without needing help. The French plan tries all possible strategies but forgets the goal. The Indonesian plan notes the red dot is the referee, not the ball.
Soccer strategy[1]
- 1. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the strikers position may vary
- 2. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable (balls speed may reach 297 km/h)
- 3. The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..andPenalty
- 4. The Brasilian Plan no comments!
- 5. The Swiss Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.
- 6. The French Plan In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis. Shit! They forgot the goal
- 7. The Indonesian Plan Note: the red dot is not the ball, its the referee.