This document proposes a new sport focused on using the nose. It notes that most parts of the body have dedicated sports, but the nose has been overlooked. The proposed sport, called "controlnoser", involves using one's nose to remove a clothpin and then blow toilet paper off a target. Players would face each other and take turns in this simple challenge. Warnings are given not to try the sport without proper training, as consequences could occur, and it is intended for professional noses.