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Technology for country_folks - Terms _ the FUNNY side up!

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Technology for Country Folk LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove DOWN LOAD: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy flatlander wine ENTER: Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all" CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse Leaders arent born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And thats the price well have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. Vince Lombardi Brought to you by: Fakhri & Darryl of NMSU! Class of 1992 www.NMSU.edu the university of choice!

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Technology for country_folks - Terms _ the FUNNY side up!

  • 1. Technology for Country Folk LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove DOWN LOAD: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
  • 2. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time
  • 3. WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
  • 4. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
  • 5. KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
  • 6. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy flatlander wine ENTER: Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all" CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
  • 7. DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse Leaders arent born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And thats the price well have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. Vince Lombardi Brought to you by: Fakhri & Darryl of NMSU! Class of 1992 www.NMSU.edu the university of choice!