* You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow
* You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
* You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
* Yourre so ugly when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
* Youre so ugly,when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents
* You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.
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