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The 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World

Roberto Avila
Roberto Avila

Roberto is described as the most interesting man in the world. Some of his impressive feats include fighting an octopus that attacked him and eating it, hunting rabbits at night from a Mercedes Benz, running with bulls at 30 mph, playing soccer for 10 hours straight in the dark, and catching over 50 jellyfish with his bare hands. He speaks multiple languages and has unusual experiences such as dancing with his ancestors during a meditation ritual.

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Roberto [ The 2 MOST INTERESTING MAN in the world nd c Stay real, my friends
Once and only once he engaged in hand to hand combat to protect his older brother, in middle school. He won.
He was attacked by an Atlantic octopus that sucked blood off his leg. He later cooked & ate the octopus as a trophy.
As a young man, he copied a dictionary, using an old Remington typewriter.
He runs with 1200 lb. wild bulls at 30 mph because he can.
He fought an electrical eel for over 2 hours while on vacation, and she lost.
He is a Mac and a PC.
Once he caught over 50 poisonous Portuguese Man-of-War jellyfish in one day, with his bare hands.
He played soccer for 10 hours straight without a break, 2 of them in pitch darkness.
His passion for eating exotic living creatures is only matched by his passion for swimming with dangerous sea creatures.
He hunted wild rabbits at night from a Mercedes Benz.
He speaks four languages and dreams in color in one more.
Hes been given factor from the ovaries of a Chinese female guinea pig, as an ancient health boost.
He has secret service clearance.
Once he caught and crushed over 40 jumping fleas with his nails.
His favorite smart gadget is a Newton.
He killed 13 mosquitoes in one night, in total darkness.
He once danced with his ancestors in a far away continent during a prolonged meditation ritual, naked.
His other favorite drink is from the Camellia Sinensis bush and dates back to 10th century BC.
for more interesting facts contact Roberto 408.540.8256

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The 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World

  • 1. Roberto [ The 2 MOST INTERESTING MAN in the world nd c Stay real, my friends
  • 2. Once and only once he engaged in hand to hand combat to protect his older brother, in middle school. He won.
  • 3. He was attacked by an Atlantic octopus that sucked blood off his leg. He later cooked & ate the octopus as a trophy.
  • 4. As a young man, he copied a dictionary, using an old Remington typewriter.
  • 5. He runs with 1200 lb. wild bulls at 30 mph because he can.
  • 6. He fought an electrical eel for over 2 hours while on vacation, and she lost.
  • 7. He is a Mac and a PC.
  • 8. Once he caught over 50 poisonous Portuguese Man-of-War jellyfish in one day, with his bare hands.
  • 9. He played soccer for 10 hours straight without a break, 2 of them in pitch darkness.
  • 10. His passion for eating exotic living creatures is only matched by his passion for swimming with dangerous sea creatures.
  • 11. He hunted wild rabbits at night from a Mercedes Benz.
  • 12. He speaks four languages and dreams in color in one more.
  • 13. Hes been given factor from the ovaries of a Chinese female guinea pig, as an ancient health boost.
  • 14. He has secret service clearance.
  • 15. Once he caught and crushed over 40 jumping fleas with his nails.
  • 16. His favorite smart gadget is a Newton.
  • 17. He killed 13 mosquitoes in one night, in total darkness.
  • 18. He once danced with his ancestors in a far away continent during a prolonged meditation ritual, naked.
  • 19. His other favorite drink is from the Camellia Sinensis bush and dates back to 10th century BC.
  • 20. for more interesting facts contact Roberto 408.540.8256