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The armoury

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Sebastien L'a
Sebastien L'a

This document discusses and reviews various music production hardware including synthesizers, guitars, and bass guitars. It mentions the Korg microKORG and Minitaur synthesizers, Monotrons analog synth, Korg DS-10 synthesizer game, Godin Redline 2 guitar, and Squier Affinity P-Bass. The reviews provide brief impressions of the sound and portability of the instruments along with some humorous commentary.

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The microKORG These Knobs do things Korg describes Arpeggiate this as “Virtual that shit. Analog.” I am Skeptical Three whole octaves, I don't even have that many hands
The Minitaur Yeah, I'm just going to go home and play with my Minitaur. Not a euphemism. This thing will encapsulate your eardrums with the sexual prowess of the bull. Moog, Son Sweetwater watermark, lol
The Monotrons Shit son, what the fuck is this? Noise, leads, bass, whatever Take this fucker out on the bus, honeys'll be all up on your D This is a bad dude, my friend. Hella noisy delay all up in here Make this thing sound like R2-D2 Kinda wish you could turn the LFO off, though. Cheap, portable, awesome sounding analog? Can't go wrong.
Korg DS-10 It's a DS game, it's a synthesizer, it's fucking rad Seriously, sounds fucking awesome. What more is there to say? Emulates classic analog sound from Korgs MS series of synthesizers.
Godin Redline 2 Gets all the honeys, hit me up if you agree, yeah? Active Pickups. They said at the store, if the guitar one day just stops working, you need to replace the batteries. I don't know what they're talking about though. Came before the I've had the Guitar for a while and have Redline 3 never had to. Whammy Bridge. Because no one needs a tremolo.
Squier Affinity P-Bass You know the one We don't use this that often Filling up white space, lol That's ok, no one can hear bass anyways, am I right?

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  • 2. The microKORG These Knobs do things Korg describes Arpeggiate this as “Virtual that shit. Analog.” I am Skeptical Three whole octaves, I don't even have that many hands
  • 3. The Minitaur Yeah, I'm just going to go home and play with my Minitaur. Not a euphemism. This thing will encapsulate your eardrums with the sexual prowess of the bull. Moog, Son Sweetwater watermark, lol
  • 4. The Monotrons Shit son, what the fuck is this? Noise, leads, bass, whatever Take this fucker out on the bus, honeys'll be all up on your D This is a bad dude, my friend. Hella noisy delay all up in here Make this thing sound like R2-D2 Kinda wish you could turn the LFO off, though. Cheap, portable, awesome sounding analog? Can't go wrong.
  • 5. Korg DS-10 It's a DS game, it's a synthesizer, it's fucking rad Seriously, sounds fucking awesome. What more is there to say? Emulates classic analog sound from Korgs MS series of synthesizers.
  • 6. Godin Redline 2 Gets all the honeys, hit me up if you agree, yeah? Active Pickups. They said at the store, if the guitar one day just stops working, you need to replace the batteries. I don't know what they're talking about though. Came before the I've had the Guitar for a while and have Redline 3 never had to. Whammy Bridge. Because no one needs a tremolo.
  • 7. Squier Affinity P-Bass You know the one We don't use this that often Filling up white space, lol That's ok, no one can hear bass anyways, am I right?