The Story Of Old Man
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An elderly farmer owns a large pond on his property that he had developed for swimming. One evening, he decides to visit the pond to check on it and pick some fruit. When he arrives, he discovers a group of young naked women swimming in the pond. While the women refuse to get out until he leaves, the clever old farmer tells them he is only there to feed the alligator in the pond, frightening the women into leaving.
The Story Of Old Man
- 1. The story Of Old man An elderly man in Lushoto had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
- 2. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
- 3. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
- 4. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
- 5. The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
- 6. Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.