The Ultimate Excuse Generator - Excuses For When You're Late To Work
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The document is a humorous look at common excuses people use for being late to work, including staying up late Snapchatting, forgetting they had the job, passing out from eating too much frozen yogurt, getting distracted making a dubstep song, and cutting fingernails too short. It suggests that nearly 1 in 5 American workers are late to work at least once a week and provides examples of excuses people use as well as a link to generate your own excuses.
The Ultimate Excuse Generator - Excuses For When You're Late To Work
- 2. LATEFOR WORK NEARLY ONE IN FIVE AMERICAN WORKERS ARE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
- 5. Why were you late? I forgot that I was hired for this job.
- 7. I passed out from eating too much frozen yogurt.
- 8. I got distracted trying to create a dubstep version of Bad Blood on my computer.
- 9. I cut my fingernails too short today.