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By Adam Larter
integrated
There once was a very
integrated caterpillar, his name
was small-brand engagement.
He wanted to be big and strong
and engage all his consumers
with social media. . . So he asked
his mum and dad.
How can I be
big and
strong? Like
you and all
the other big
brands
You need to visit the
Forrest, the Forrest of
paid, owned, earned media.
Off he trotted to the Forrest . . .
When he got to the
Twitter tree he was
so hungry for
engagement he
immediately set-up
Several twitter
accounts . . .
SocialCaterpillar	
 油@thecaterpillartweets	
 油
Hi	
 油all,	
 油looking	
 油for	
 油everyone	
 油to	
 油retweet	
 油everything	
 油I	
 油say	
 油in	
 油
exchange	
 油for	
 油coupons	
 油and	
 油meaningless	
 油drivel.	
 油#SMWLDN	
 油
He started spamming
everyone with crap
He felt quite engaged, but
still he wanted more . . .
He came across the YouTube bird who
said that . . .
You could engage people
by doing a version of
the Harlem Shake set
in your office with your
logo everywhere. . .
Despite being 5 months
late to the party
everyone would
definitely find it
hilarious
	
 油
He felt quite engaged, but
still he wanted more . . .
You could engage a B2B
audience by joining
LinkedIn and
commenting on all the
threads even if you
dont know anything
about that topic. You
definitely wont just get
loads of Spam off
recruitment consultants.
The LinkedIn . . . Log? Then approached
him
He checked his Klout score
and he STILL wasnt as
engaged as he wanted to be.
Engagement	
 油Caterpillar	
 油
He found an old empty barn they called Google+
but even a Caterpillar as hungry as him couldnt be
bothered to go in there . . . It looked so empty
and he couldnt really work out what it was. . .
Out of nowhere came the Facebook Fox.
Why dont you run a
competition where
people have to like
your brands page in
order to get a
chance to win some
shitty prize, then
theyll be REALLY
engaged with your
brand.
He was so engaged that he needed a big
long nap . . . In his cocoon.
When he awoke he was a beautiful
butterfly . . .
But he couldnt fly because his wings were
made of bullshit . . .
He died.
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The very integrated caterpillar al

  • 2. There once was a very integrated caterpillar, his name was small-brand engagement.
  • 3. He wanted to be big and strong and engage all his consumers with social media. . . So he asked his mum and dad.
  • 4. How can I be big and strong? Like you and all the other big brands
  • 5. You need to visit the Forrest, the Forrest of paid, owned, earned media.
  • 6. Off he trotted to the Forrest . . .
  • 7. When he got to the Twitter tree he was so hungry for engagement he immediately set-up Several twitter accounts . . .
  • 8. SocialCaterpillar 油@thecaterpillartweets 油 Hi 油all, 油looking 油for 油everyone 油to 油retweet 油everything 油I 油say 油in 油 exchange 油for 油coupons 油and 油meaningless 油drivel. 油#SMWLDN 油 He started spamming everyone with crap
  • 9. He felt quite engaged, but still he wanted more . . .
  • 10. He came across the YouTube bird who said that . . . You could engage people by doing a version of the Harlem Shake set in your office with your logo everywhere. . . Despite being 5 months late to the party everyone would definitely find it hilarious 油
  • 11. He felt quite engaged, but still he wanted more . . .
  • 12. You could engage a B2B audience by joining LinkedIn and commenting on all the threads even if you dont know anything about that topic. You definitely wont just get loads of Spam off recruitment consultants. The LinkedIn . . . Log? Then approached him
  • 13. He checked his Klout score and he STILL wasnt as engaged as he wanted to be. Engagement 油Caterpillar 油
  • 14. He found an old empty barn they called Google+ but even a Caterpillar as hungry as him couldnt be bothered to go in there . . . It looked so empty and he couldnt really work out what it was. . .
  • 15. Out of nowhere came the Facebook Fox. Why dont you run a competition where people have to like your brands page in order to get a chance to win some shitty prize, then theyll be REALLY engaged with your brand.
  • 16. He was so engaged that he needed a big long nap . . . In his cocoon.
  • 17. When he awoke he was a beautiful butterfly . . .
  • 18. But he couldnt fly because his wings were made of bullshit . . . He died.