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Top 9 Sales Jokes
to Close Big Deals

By Ian Adams and members of the Senator Club
SENATOR CLUB

TOP 100 SALES TIPS

1. This	
 油little	
 油computer,	
 油said	
 油the	
 油sales	
 油clerk,	
 油will	
 油do	
 油
half	
 油your	
 油job	
 油for	
 油you.	
 油The	
 油senior	
 油manager	
 油
studying	
 油the	
 油machine	
 油made	
 油his	
 油decision;	
 油Fine,	
 油I	
 油
take	
 油two.	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.workjoke.com/salespeople-足jokes.html	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油

2. Two	
 油shoe	
 油salespeople	
 油were	
 油sent	
 油to	
 油Africa	
 油to	
 油
open	
 油up	
 油new	
 油markets.	
 油Three	
 油days	
 油after	
 油arriving,	
 油
one	
 油salesperson	
 油called	
 油the	
 油office	
 油and	
 油said,	
 油"I'm	
 油
returning	
 油on	
 油the	
 油next	
 油flight.	
 油Can't	
 油sell	
 油shoes	
 油
here.	
 油Everybody	
 油goes	
 油barefoot.	
 油At	
 油the	
 油same	
 油
time	
 油the	
 油other	
 油salesperson	
 油sent	
 油an	
 油email	
 油to	
 油the	
 油
factory,	
 油telling	
 油"The	
 油prospects	
 油are	
 油unlimited.	
 油
Nobody	
 油wears	
 油shoes	
 油here!"	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://funnysalescartoons.com/forum/topics/story-足of-足two-足
shoe-足salesmen	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油

3. How	
 油do	
 油salespeople	
 油traditionally	
 油greet	
 油each	
 油
other?	
 油
	
 油
"Hi.	
 油Nice	
 油to	
 油meet	
 油you.	
 油I'm	
 油better	
 油than	
 油you."	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.workjoke.com/salespeople-足jokes.html	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
	
 油

www.senatorclub.co

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SENATOR CLUB

TOP 100 SALES TIPS

4. Sales	
 油manager	
 油addressing	
 油an	
 油under	
 油performing	
 油
sales	
 油force	
 油at	
 油the	
 油start	
 油of	
 油a	
 油new	
 油month:	
 油
	
 油
"We	
 油are	
 油going	
 油to	
 油have	
 油a	
 油sales	
 油contest	
 油this	
 油
month.	
 油The	
 油winners	
 油will	
 油get	
 油to	
 油enter	
 油next	
 油
month's	
 油contest."	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.kellogg.northwestern.edu/faculty/zoltners/htm/
jokes.html	
 油
	
 油
____________________________________________________
	
 油

	
 油
5. Salesman:	
 油This	
 油jug	
 油is	
 油genuine	
 油Indian	
 油pottery.	
 油
Customer:	
 油But	
 油it	
 油says	
 油"Made	
 油in	
 油
Cleveland."Salesman:	
 油Havent	
 油you	
 油ever	
 油heard	
 油of	
 油
the	
 油Cleveland	
 油Indians?	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.funnymail.com/jokes/salesman-足jug-足genuine-足
indian-足pot	
 油
	
 油
____________________________________________________

6. Insurance	
 油agent	
 油to	
 油would-足be	
 油client:	
 油"Dont	
 油let	
 油
me	
 油frighten	
 油you	
 油into	
 油a	
 油hasty	
 油decision.	
 油Sleep	
 油on	
 油
it	
 油tonite.	
 油If	
 油you	
 油wake	
 油in	
 油the	
 油morning,	
 油give	
 油me	
 油a	
 油
call	
 油then	
 油and	
 油let	
 油me	
 油know.	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.jokeload.com/jokes/view/1625	
 油

www.senatorclub.co

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SENATOR CLUB

TOP 100 SALES TIPS

7. Had	
 油a	
 油door-足to-足door	
 油salesman	
 油call	
 油one	
 油time	
 油
selling	
 油of	
 油all	
 油things	
 油-足-足	
 油burial	
 油plots.	
 油I	
 油told	
 油him	
 油that	
 油
we	
 油already	
 油had	
 油our	
 油plots	
 油in	
 油another	
 油
cemetery.He	
 油seemed	
 油uncertain	
 油as	
 油to	
 油what	
 油to	
 油say	
 油
next,	
 油but	
 油he	
 油recovered	
 油to	
 油say	
 油politely,	
 油"I	
 油hope	
 油
youll	
 油be	
 油very	
 油happy	
 油there."	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.jokeload.com/jokes/view/16256	
 油
____________________________________________________

8. Customer:	
 油You	
 油said	
 油these	
 油pants	
 油were	
 油pure	
 油wool,	
 油
but	
 油the	
 油label	
 油says	
 油"all	
 油cotton."Salesman:	
 油Oh,	
 油
thats	
 油just	
 油to	
 油keep	
 油the	
 油moths	
 油away.	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.jokes99.com/joke/240	
 油
____________________________________________________

9. How	
 油can	
 油you	
 油tell	
 油when	
 油a	
 油salesperson	
 油is	
 油
lying?His	
 油lips	
 油are	
 油moving.	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.workjoke.com/salespeople-足jokes.html	
 油
	
 油
___________________________________________________

	
 油
	
 油
BONUS	
 油
Patient:	
 油Doctor,	
 油you	
 油have	
 油to	
 油help	
 油me	
 油stop	
 油
talking	
 油to	
 油myself.	
 油Doctor:	
 油Why	
 油is	
 油that?	
 油Patient:	
 油
Im	
 油a	
 油salesman	
 油and	
 油I	
 油keep	
 油selling	
 油myself	
 油things	
 油I	
 油
dont	
 油want	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://www.jokeload.com/jokes/view/16257	
 油
www.senatorclub.co

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SENATOR CLUB

TOP 100 SALES TIPS

	
 油	
 油	
 油I	
 油published	
 油the	
 油entire	
 油article	
 油with	
 油a	
 油revised	
 油order	
 油and	
 油additional	
 油commentary	
 油on	
 油
our	
 油club	
 油site.	
 油
	
 油
	
 油
http://senatorclub.co/when-足you-足tell-足sales-足jokes-足like-足this-足you-足close-足big-足deals/	
 油

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Top 9 sales jokes to close big deals

  • 1. Top 9 Sales Jokes to Close Big Deals By Ian Adams and members of the Senator Club
  • 2. SENATOR CLUB TOP 100 SALES TIPS 1. This 油little 油computer, 油said 油the 油sales 油clerk, 油will 油do 油 half 油your 油job 油for 油you. 油The 油senior 油manager 油 studying 油the 油machine 油made 油his 油decision; 油Fine, 油I 油 take 油two. 油 油 油 http://www.workjoke.com/salespeople-足jokes.html 油 油 油 油 油 2. Two 油shoe 油salespeople 油were 油sent 油to 油Africa 油to 油 open 油up 油new 油markets. 油Three 油days 油after 油arriving, 油 one 油salesperson 油called 油the 油office 油and 油said, 油"I'm 油 returning 油on 油the 油next 油flight. 油Can't 油sell 油shoes 油 here. 油Everybody 油goes 油barefoot. 油At 油the 油same 油 time 油the 油other 油salesperson 油sent 油an 油email 油to 油the 油 factory, 油telling 油"The 油prospects 油are 油unlimited. 油 Nobody 油wears 油shoes 油here!" 油 油 油 http://funnysalescartoons.com/forum/topics/story-足of-足two-足 shoe-足salesmen 油 油 油 油 油 3. How 油do 油salespeople 油traditionally 油greet 油each 油 other? 油 油 "Hi. 油Nice 油to 油meet 油you. 油I'm 油better 油than 油you." 油 油 油 http://www.workjoke.com/salespeople-足jokes.html 油 油 油 油 油 油 油 油 www.senatorclub.co Page 2 of 5
  • 3. SENATOR CLUB TOP 100 SALES TIPS 4. Sales 油manager 油addressing 油an 油under 油performing 油 sales 油force 油at 油the 油start 油of 油a 油new 油month: 油 油 "We 油are 油going 油to 油have 油a 油sales 油contest 油this 油 month. 油The 油winners 油will 油get 油to 油enter 油next 油 month's 油contest." 油 油 油 http://www.kellogg.northwestern.edu/faculty/zoltners/htm/ jokes.html 油 油 ____________________________________________________ 油 油 5. Salesman: 油This 油jug 油is 油genuine 油Indian 油pottery. 油 Customer: 油But 油it 油says 油"Made 油in 油 Cleveland."Salesman: 油Havent 油you 油ever 油heard 油of 油 the 油Cleveland 油Indians? 油 油 油 http://www.funnymail.com/jokes/salesman-足jug-足genuine-足 indian-足pot 油 油 ____________________________________________________ 6. Insurance 油agent 油to 油would-足be 油client: 油"Dont 油let 油 me 油frighten 油you 油into 油a 油hasty 油decision. 油Sleep 油on 油 it 油tonite. 油If 油you 油wake 油in 油the 油morning, 油give 油me 油a 油 call 油then 油and 油let 油me 油know. 油 油 油 http://www.jokeload.com/jokes/view/1625 油 www.senatorclub.co Page 3 of 5
  • 4. SENATOR CLUB TOP 100 SALES TIPS 7. Had 油a 油door-足to-足door 油salesman 油call 油one 油time 油 selling 油of 油all 油things 油-足-足 油burial 油plots. 油I 油told 油him 油that 油 we 油already 油had 油our 油plots 油in 油another 油 cemetery.He 油seemed 油uncertain 油as 油to 油what 油to 油say 油 next, 油but 油he 油recovered 油to 油say 油politely, 油"I 油hope 油 youll 油be 油very 油happy 油there." 油 油 油 http://www.jokeload.com/jokes/view/16256 油 ____________________________________________________ 8. Customer: 油You 油said 油these 油pants 油were 油pure 油wool, 油 but 油the 油label 油says 油"all 油cotton."Salesman: 油Oh, 油 thats 油just 油to 油keep 油the 油moths 油away. 油 油 油 http://www.jokes99.com/joke/240 油 ____________________________________________________ 9. How 油can 油you 油tell 油when 油a 油salesperson 油is 油 lying?His 油lips 油are 油moving. 油 油 油 http://www.workjoke.com/salespeople-足jokes.html 油 油 ___________________________________________________ 油 油 BONUS 油 Patient: 油Doctor, 油you 油have 油to 油help 油me 油stop 油 talking 油to 油myself. 油Doctor: 油Why 油is 油that? 油Patient: 油 Im 油a 油salesman 油and 油I 油keep 油selling 油myself 油things 油I 油 dont 油want 油 油 油 http://www.jokeload.com/jokes/view/16257 油 www.senatorclub.co Page 4 of 5
  • 5. SENATOR CLUB TOP 100 SALES TIPS 油 油 油I 油published 油the 油entire 油article 油with 油a 油revised 油order 油and 油additional 油commentary 油on 油 our 油club 油site. 油 油 油 http://senatorclub.co/when-足you-足tell-足sales-足jokes-足like-足this-足you-足close-足big-足deals/ 油 www.senatorclub.co Page 5 of 5