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Dac ă  vrei ca cineva s ă  m ă n â nce tot ce-i pui  î n farfurie  ş i niciodat ă  s ă  spun ă  c ă  maic ă -sa o f ă cea mai bine...
Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
 Dac ă  vrei pe cineva care  să fie  permanent dispus s ă  ias ă  afar ă ,  l a orice ora  ş i   oriunde vrei tu...
Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
 Dac ă  vrei pe cineva care s ă  sperie ho ţ ii f ă r ă  s ă  aibe o arm ă  periculoas ă  care s ă  te sperie pe tine  ş i   s ă  pun ă   î n pericol  v ia ţ a  î ntregii familii  ş i  pe cea a vecinilor...
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 Dacă vrei pe cineva care niciodată să nu atingă telecomanda ,  căruia să nu-i pese de un meci de football   ş i   să se poată a ş eza lângă tine ,  urmărind un film de dragoste
Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
 Dac ă  vrei pe cineva care s ă  se mul ţ umeasc ă  a urca  î n patul t ă u doar ca s ă - ţ i  î nc ă lzeasc ă  picioarele  ş i pe care s ă -l po ţ i deranja dac ă  sfor ă ie ...
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Dacă vrei pe cineva care să nu critice niciodată ce faci ,  să nu-i pese dacă e ş ti frumoasă sau urâtă ,  slabă sau grasă , tânăra sau bătrână ...
Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel  !!!
...  Care s ă  se comport e  ca  ş i cum fiecare cuv â nt pe care  î l zici ar merita  î n mod special  s ă  fie ascultat  ş i care s ă  te iubeasc ă  necondi ţ ionat la infinit..
Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !!!
Dar, dac ă  dimpotriv ă ...  Vrei pe cineva care s ă   nu  vin ă  niciodat ă   c â nd  î l chemi,  care s ă  te ignore total c â nd intri,  s ă  lase p ă r peste tot, s ă  se pi ş e, s ă  umble toat ă  noaptea,  s ă  vin ă  acas ă  doar ca s ă  m ă n â nce  ş i s ă  doarm ă   ş i s ă  se comporte ca  ş i cum tu ai exista doar ca s ă  te ocupi ca el s ă  fie fericit...  Atunci...
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NOT Ă : Orice asem ă nare cu un barbat este pur ă  coinciden ţ ă ...
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  • 1. Dacă vrei ca cineva s ă fac ă orice s ă - ţi fie pe plac...
  • 2. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
  • 3. Dac ă vrei ca cineva s ă - ţ i aduc ă ziarul f ă r ă a scoate mai î nt â i Sec ţ iunea de sporturi...
  • 4. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel ! !!!
  • 5. Dac ă vrei ca cineva s ă se comporte ca un idiot de bucurie c ă te vede ...
  • 6. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
  • 7. Dac ă vrei ca cineva s ă m ă n â nce tot ce-i pui î n farfurie ş i niciodat ă s ă spun ă c ă maic ă -sa o f ă cea mai bine...
  • 8. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
  • 9. Dac ă vrei pe cineva care să fie permanent dispus s ă ias ă afar ă , l a orice ora ş i oriunde vrei tu...
  • 10. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
  • 11. Dac ă vrei pe cineva care s ă sperie ho ţ ii f ă r ă s ă aibe o arm ă periculoas ă care s ă te sperie pe tine ş i s ă pun ă î n pericol v ia ţ a î ntregii familii ş i pe cea a vecinilor...
  • 12. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
  • 13. Dacă vrei pe cineva care niciodată să nu atingă telecomanda , căruia să nu-i pese de un meci de football ş i să se poată a ş eza lângă tine , urmărind un film de dragoste
  • 14. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !
  • 15. Dac ă vrei pe cineva care s ă se mul ţ umeasc ă a urca î n patul t ă u doar ca s ă - ţ i î nc ă lzeasc ă picioarele ş i pe care s ă -l po ţ i deranja dac ă sfor ă ie ...
  • 16. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel ! !!!
  • 17. Dacă vrei pe cineva care să nu critice niciodată ce faci , să nu-i pese dacă e ş ti frumoasă sau urâtă , slabă sau grasă , tânăra sau bătrână ...
  • 18. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !!!
  • 19. ... Care s ă se comport e ca ş i cum fiecare cuv â nt pe care î l zici ar merita î n mod special s ă fie ascultat ş i care s ă te iubeasc ă necondi ţ ionat la infinit..
  • 20. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un c ăţel !!!
  • 21. Dar, dac ă dimpotriv ă ... Vrei pe cineva care s ă nu vin ă niciodat ă c â nd î l chemi, care s ă te ignore total c â nd intri, s ă lase p ă r peste tot, s ă se pi ş e, s ă umble toat ă noaptea, s ă vin ă acas ă doar ca s ă m ă n â nce ş i s ă doarm ă ş i s ă se comporte ca ş i cum tu ai exista doar ca s ă te ocupi ca el s ă fie fericit... Atunci...
  • 22. Cump ă r ă - ţ i un pisoi!!!!
  • 23. NOT Ă : Orice asem ă nare cu un barbat este pur ă coinciden ţ ă ...