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The document is a long run-on post describing the narrator's relationship with a woman named Jordan Hemmerly over time. It starts with the narrator being a fan of Jordan's photography, moves to them bonding over music and personal conversations, and ends with the narrator stating they plan to move to Arizona together, attend college, get married, and have kids.
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- 1. JORBIETRON;DECEPTICON THIS HERE POWERPOINT IS TO SHOW ALL OF YOU ON TUMBLR THE IMPORTANCE OF A WOMAN WHO I HOLD NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF JODAN HEMMERLY, AND YES I AM PURPOSELY MAKING THIS A SUPER FUCKING LONG RUN ON, BECAUSE I AM REGINA AND SHE IS AARON.
- 2. THE BEGINNING JORBIE WAS ONCE AN INNOCENT FANGIRL OF THE UBER TALENTED PHOTOGRAPHER/THEME DESIGNED JOEL FUNK OF JOELALAN.COM SHE WAS LIKE OOH HIS STUFFS NICE AND HE A HOTTAY, ME LIKEY. SINCE THEN HER PLOT HAS THICKENED AND SHE SOMEHOW GOT HER WAY.
- 3. THE MIDDLE. THEY BONDED. OVER MUSIC AND HOW TALENTED HE IS. IT WAS AN ALL AROUND CLICHEFEST FULL OF ARROGANCE, SADNESS, BEAUTY, GR9 CONVERSATION, AND ROUGH ANAL INTERCOURSE.
- 4. THE PRESENT. NIGGA GOT ME WRAPPED AROUND HER FINGER LIKE WOAH. NIGGA GOT ME ON DUH FONE LIKE WOAH. NIGGA TELL ME IM A QT LIKE, BITCH STOP LIEIN. I CONSOLDE MUH OWNLEE GIRL WEN SHE CRYIN. BOOYAH.
- 5. THE FUTURE. ARIZONA, COLLEGE, MARRIAGE, KIDS. YEAH, IN THAT ORDER. WE PLAN. SO WHAT. SUCK MY DICK. FOR REAL. JUST DO IT. IT WONT SUCK ITSELF.
- 6. No, really. IM BEING DEAD ASS