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URGENT BULLETIN

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An urgent bulletin from intelligence states that seven terrorists were working in the recipient's office, with six named individuals (Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, etc.) now in custody, but the seventh, Bin Workin, remains at large and should be easy to spot since he is presumably working. The recipient is told they are not a suspect and to keep doing their job while remaining vigilant.

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*** URGENT BULLETIN *** URGENT BULLETIN *** We recently received credible intelligence that there have been油seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin! Be on the lookout ! UNCLASSIFIED UNCLASSIFIED
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URGENT BULLETIN

  • 1. *** URGENT BULLETIN *** URGENT BULLETIN *** We recently received credible intelligence that there have been油seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin! Be on the lookout ! UNCLASSIFIED UNCLASSIFIED
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