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MY FABULOUS
CAREER
A STUDY OF LOVE,
LOSS AND
VICISSITUDE
Dr Melanie Thomson
Head, GIMP Lab, GCEID
@DrMel_T
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WARNING
*May contain anecdotes*
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UNDERGRAD = PEAK MEDIOCRITY
VCE ATAR 89%
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
UNIVERSITY OF MELBOURNE
1ST YEAR: *FAILED* INTRO MATHS,
50% AND 52% FOR CHEMISTRY
2ND YEAR 53% BIOCHEM, 52% IMMUNOLOGY
3RD YEAR, GOT AVERAGE UP TO 70%ISH?
#FTW = 93% MOLECULAR GENETICS PRAC
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HONOURS IN MICROBIOLOGY AND
IMMUNOLOGY FEB-NOV 1998
Supervisor: Dr Barb Coulson, Mark: 78%
*Epic Fail* Sucking instead of Suckling mice in first paragraph of thesis
#FTW = First Publication
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MARRIED AN ENGLISHMAN
MEL -> LHR
Research Assistant  ICH London
Project: Peanut Allergy & animal models
of Oral Tolerance. Prof Stephan Strobel
*Epic Fail* Losing 1 Dewar worth of irreplaceable patient samples whilst everyone at WAI Congress
#FTW = Most Highly cited Publication for Animal Model Paper (100 cites to date)
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BUT.HATED LONDON > LEEDS
Moved Op North to Yorkshire
RA in Leeds : Project Apoptosis and
Bladder Cancer
First experience of a Bullying boss
Fat Mel Days followed by Skinny Mel
Observed the *WORST* incident of
Sexual Harassment whilst there
*Epic Fail* Spending 2 years of my life optimising Santa Cruz Antibodies
#FTW = Publication quality images, despite using Santa Cruz antibodies
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HATED WORKING AS AN RA
.No brains required by UK bosses, just green fingers.
https://jacquiclark.com/videos/
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NEEDED TO GET MORE DEGREES TO CONTINUE
WORKING AT A HIGHER LEVEL IN SCIENCE
Masters of Research followed by PhD at University of York
*Epic Fail* Using site directed mutagenesis to recapitulate WT promoter (Baby Brain) + Typo in Thesis
#FTW = 5 Papers from My PhD and Science Communication Training at NSLC
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GEOGRAPHICALLY TRAPPED BY HUSBANDS JOB
AND SMALL CHILD
Back to Leeds for a Post Doc : Helicobacter pylori and iron deficiency
*Epic Fail* Explosion of H2O2 & Failing to collect bloods from a Gerbil Cohort due to snow
#FTW = Only Post Doc to leave this lab on my own terms, got to take IP with me.
Next experience of a
Bullying boss
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vicissitude
(noun) a change of fortune,
especially one that is
unwelcome or unpleasant
http://www.chrisdobson.net/images/dante%27s-inferno.gif
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http://www.converdyn.com/industry/electricity.html
Yorkshire -> MEL
(Despite GFC)
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.WANTED A LECTURER JOB IN
OZ AND TO MOVE TO DEAKIN
MED SCHOOL.
TO MY DREAM JOB (TICK!)
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Pollyanna Mel PhD
student 2007
#scicomm training at
NSLC York, UK
ECR Mel 2009-Now
UK Post Doc then
Setting up own med
research lab in Oz
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Pollyanna Mel PhD
student 2007
#scicomm training at
NSLC York, UK
ECR Mel 2009-Now
UK Post Doc then
Setting up own med
research lab in Oz
Late MC
Sept 2010
Sons ASD Dx
March-Sept
2012
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Independent GIMP Lab Head
 2 Honours Students
 4 PhD Students
Course Director of Major Themes
of Medical Biotech and I&I
Unit Chair
 Intro to Med Biotech
 Immunology and Haematology
 Emerging infectious diseases
GCEID Steering committee
member
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By the end of 2014:
 National Torchbearer for
Research Crowd funding
(2 campaigns at that stage)
 Invited to speak as Key Note at
student conferences to Inspire
the next generation of
researchers with my edgy
example
 Steering Committee WiSA &
attended the SAGE forum
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By the end of 2014:
 National Torchbearer for
Research Crowd funding
(2 campaigns at that stage)
 Invited to speak as Key Note at
student conferences to Inspire
the next generation of
researchers with my edgy
example
 Steering Committee WiSA &
attended the SAGE forum
Fender Bender
(Friday)
Vision Loss
(Sunday)
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Shame
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Fun Xmas New year ensued!!!
Thanks to the Vic Skeptics & @cosmicpinot for visits
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1-12 months Post MS dx:
Course Director of Major Themes
of Medical Biotech and I&I
 Unit Chair , new EID course
 4 PhD students (3 to confirm)
 Promotion Attempt *epic fail*
*added excitement* Staff
Member I line managed, was
investigated for gross
misconduct (SH & Bullying)
Selfish.
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https://youhitlikeagirl.wordpress.com/2013/05/03/
boxing-in-heels-the-stories-behind-those-vintage-
boxing-photographs/#jp-carousel-1070
What have I gained from the
EMCR slog fest?
 Resilience
 Ability to tell friend from foe
 Appreciation of me time
 Excellent support networks
 Heightened need to have
Impact outcomes from energy
spent
=>> Looking at Alternative
Careers

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