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Warning!Hear Yee, Hear Yee Hear Yee!!!
!
Let it be known on this day and henceforth that at 640 Sheppard Avenue East,
Suite 304 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada lives a man most perilous. His true identity
has been most recently uncovered. Aliases he has lived under include:
!
The King of Cake
The Prince of Pies
The Terror with Torts
The Principal of Pat辿
The Swami of Seafood
The Connoisseur of Chocolate
& when he is at his most devious with calories,
The Dazzler with Dessert!
He is known to live within these walls! Let it be known that eating any and all of
his food can lead to your waist-line starting down that slippery slope to becoming
a waste-land!
YOU!HAVE!BEEN!WARNED!!Let!you!all!now!know!that!any!and!all!
things!you!do!with!the!man!can!lead!to!serious!waist!line!expanderitis!
!
Regards,
A Concerned Neighbour (Michael H. Ballard)
P.S. Dont let his charm and good looks get to you. He has also appeared under
these aliases as well:
The Garden Guru or Mr. Dirt for short for those that knew him well.
Also with his ability to arrange flowers he is known to some as Mr. Scissor
Hands! Plus: last and not least: The Decorating Diva! !
He also goes under the guise of and plays the role of a retired Modest AP Clerk
that had a Glittering Career in Accounts Payable.
!
Dont let his upbeat demeanor fool you.
Your waistline and your wardrobe are at stake!!

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