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Shafqat Jilani
Shafqat Jilani

The document outlines 9 "golden work rules" that are seemingly applied in all "G D" companies. The rules discourage taking time off for illness, surgery, funerals, or one's own death. They also demand high quantities and perfection in work, and advise eating a live frog in the morning to feel better all day. Overall, the rules appear to prioritize work over health, family, and basic humanity in an unrealistic and potentially harmful way.

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9 Golden Work Rules Applied in All G D Companies
This is not allowed under any circumstances. We will no longer accept your doctors statements as proof of your illness. We believe that if you can walk to your doctor you can certainly get to work. State the purpose of teamwork and objectives of this presentation Sickness: www.TekSof.com Rule # 1
We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. Leave of Absences for Surgery: www.TekSof.com Rule # 2
You must arrange to attend all funerals very late in the day after your work is done. Providing this is adhered to we will consider letting you go 1 hour earlier. Please be sure to put this in writing. Death, Other Than Your Own: www.TekSof.com Rule # 3
This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job. Treat this point as important. Death of Your Own: www.TekSof.com Rule # 4
No matter how much you do, youll never do enough. If you disagree please see you supervisor. Quantity of Work: www.TekSof.com Rule # 5
The minimum acceptable level is perfection at all times. Quality of Work: www.TekSof.com Rule # 6
Eat a live frog the first thing in the morning and you will hopping around all day and certainly nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Advice from Owner: www.TekSof.com Rule # 7
Even in his absence. The Boss is Always Right: www.TekSof.com Rule # 8
Refer to Rule 8 When Boss is Wrong: www.TekSof.com Rule # 9
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  • 1. 9 Golden Work Rules Applied in All G D Companies
  • 2. This is not allowed under any circumstances. We will no longer accept your doctors statements as proof of your illness. We believe that if you can walk to your doctor you can certainly get to work. State the purpose of teamwork and objectives of this presentation Sickness: www.TekSof.com Rule # 1
  • 3. We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. Leave of Absences for Surgery: www.TekSof.com Rule # 2
  • 4. You must arrange to attend all funerals very late in the day after your work is done. Providing this is adhered to we will consider letting you go 1 hour earlier. Please be sure to put this in writing. Death, Other Than Your Own: www.TekSof.com Rule # 3
  • 5. This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job. Treat this point as important. Death of Your Own: www.TekSof.com Rule # 4
  • 6. No matter how much you do, youll never do enough. If you disagree please see you supervisor. Quantity of Work: www.TekSof.com Rule # 5
  • 7. The minimum acceptable level is perfection at all times. Quality of Work: www.TekSof.com Rule # 6
  • 8. Eat a live frog the first thing in the morning and you will hopping around all day and certainly nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Advice from Owner: www.TekSof.com Rule # 7
  • 9. Even in his absence. The Boss is Always Right: www.TekSof.com Rule # 8
  • 10. Refer to Rule 8 When Boss is Wrong: www.TekSof.com Rule # 9