If the author was the teacher, they would make several changes to the school schedule and rules. School days would be only 2 hours, with Bosco sticks and pop available daily. Recess would occur every day, and there would be no school or make-up work on Fridays. The summer break would be longer. Punishments like detention and visits to the principal's office would not exist. The school name would be changed to honor the author, and classes would be fun with friends and snacks instead of hard work.