"you know you're a swimmer when:
1. you have more shampoo and lotion in your locker than you do in your bathroom.
2. you know that HOHO is not a cream filled pastry or an insult
3. your amazed that you haven’t contracted athletes foot from the pool deck
4. you ditch an exotic vacation for winter break training
5. you don’t make rude comments when someone says "breast stroke"
6. you have permanent indentations around your eyes from goggles
7. you enjoy the smell of chlorine
8. you have more suits than you do underwear
9. you can eat whatever you want and not gain a single pound
10. your fingers and toes no longer get pruney
"Swimmers are angels because we are the only people wh