Up until the rise of the Roman Empire sarcasm was used purely as a military device. Battalions of Sarcoids would wander nonchalantly across the battlefield towards the enemy, swords hidden beneath their thingies, loudly but casually saying things like, "Ain't no way I'm going to fight today, I'm far too hungover- besides, who the fuck would want to fight a bunch of women and children, then rape the survivors and loot their absent husbands' treasures! Not I, that's for sure!" then when they had lulled the enemy into letting their guard down, they'd suddenly rush forward and stab them all in the throat, while triumphantly bellowing, "Ha! Gotcha!"
Later on, the Vikings tried the same thing, but
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