Due to sheer repetition in my peak synaptic years for processing new information, every neural strand in my basal ganglia is embedded with the Konami Code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
Some researchers have theorized that the amount of space my brain that allocates for Nintendo-based memories has resulted in damage to or the complete loss of my non-Nintendo-based memories.
Howver, the blueprint for destroying all life-energy on earth using quantum anti-magnetic kinesis, and coordinates to send earth to nearest black hole, still remains encrypted deep within my being.
Im always ahead of my time...and I can never slow down to catch up.
Positives: Swe
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