I think the above does a pretty good job of telling you about me.
If not, here is a bit more:
I am the definition of a contradiction in terms.
I have two of the greatest sons - Brendan 13, and Tristan 12
I have two doggies and two cats with my partner Nic, Vinnie and Stella, Peter and Rascal
I am a major procrastinator
I thrive on stress - although I seem to attract more than I can handle at times
I enjoy engaging in conversation about controversial subjects
Trees are my first love and one day I will be chained to one
I adore shoes and have accepted that I am worth expensive shoes and therefore can't buy them as often as I'd like
I am happy that I can work for